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1979MikeF

35 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 20, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Greetings and salutations!

Thanks for clicking on my profile, hopefully you won't leave before asking me out. Don't leave the asking to me, I have the balls but might lack the enthusiasm. :)

After looking at my pictures you're probably wondering about my ethnicity, fair enough, most people I meet think I am hispanic or asian or even native american...it's more complicated than that: my mom is Hungarian, my father is Austrian/Chinese, I grew-up in Brazil and have been living in the US for almost twenty years. Did I blow your mind? :). Also, I'm usually pretty popular with gay guys, so if you're an attractive woman that thinks like a gay man, I'm your man!

I like to consider myself an interesting and intelligent person (though some ex-girlfriends might beg to differ). I live for a good conversation/discussion/fistfights on philosophy, science, politics, history, world events, sports, etc. I also love small interesting facts about random things, I'll get you warmed-up: Do you know humans share 50% of their DNA with bananas (insert penis joke here), or that Pogonophobia is the fear of beards, or that a group of crows is called a murder? well, now you do.

I like children (well, most of them...you know who you are!), and don't mind if you already have them, but I don't want any of my own.

At my most anti-social, nothing cures my blues like strolling around town aimlessly -- I've been known to walk 20 miles in one day, can you keep up? :). I love museums and will gladly spend days in one (I almost moved to DC just because of the Smithsonian!). Zoos are also one of my favorite spots, I'm quite a naturalist and love having staring contests with random animals -- Naturally I have a membership at the zoo, aquarium, and the Pacific Science Center Museum, so if you're trying to stalk me (please do!), you know where to find me.

I also have an amorous relationship with photography and sometimes spend way too much time taking pictures of what some people might consider banal stuff. Yes, I'm one of those weird people that you see in the park taking pictures of flowers or bugs. I do admit having some nerd tendencies, and plead the fifth on the question if I own any collectible action-figures.

Well, I could go on and on... but then what would we talk about in our awkward first date???

PS:
My major self-indulgent preferences:
- That you keep yourself in decent shape. I have an awesome and firm butt and so should you.
- No religious obsessions, please. It will NEVER work between us.
- Must love dogs. If you don't like pets or nature in general, I don't like you.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm self-employed and travel often (NY and LA mostly). I do a lot of freelance work in the entertainment business (yes, I'm on IMDb), in photography, and run two online business. I make a good living, choose my own hours, and have no annoying boss. Not to sound like a burned-out 60's hippie but I will not be a slave to the Man, I'm not interest in careers or fortune, some life contentment or illusion of happiness will do. I have some weird obsession with John Keats tombstone and believe it's epitaph is the most truthful and honest definition of how insignificant all our lives are. So try to have fun and enjoy it's few pleasures while it lasts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Organizing things, I'm an OCD expert. Don't you DARE having a crooked frame near me!!! ;-)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My stunning good looks, great outgoing personality, and raw sex appeal. All right, maybe that's a bit of disinformation, I probably wouldn't be in a dating site if it was all true :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I would call myself a big movie buff, so that translates to a lot of time spent watching films. My DVD & Blu-Ray collection has hundreds of foreign and silent films -- yep, I know how to party.
Some of my favorite directors and films: Alfred Hitchcock, Ingmar Bergman, Stanley Kubrick, Luis Buñuel, Quentin Tarantino, Fellini, Francois Truffaut, Martin Scorsese, Fritz Lang, F. W. Murnau, Charles Chaplin, Orson Welles, Jean-Luc Godard, Harold Lloyd, Coen brothers, Woody Allen, David Lynch...... and of course the best movie ever: The Big Lebowski!

I admit to watching too much television, I'm a child of 20th century, so leave me alone! Some of my favorite current shows: Family Guy, South Park, Jon Stewart, Colbert Report, Conan, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Simpsons, Futurama, Dirty Jobs, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Bill Maher, First 48, The Walking Dead, Nat Geo, PBS, etc.

My iPod has about 30.000 songs! My favorites include: Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Nick Cave, Nirvana, Mark Lanegan, and many many many others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Films, music, food, Coke (the soda!), my glasses (how sad!), and my dogs :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a huge over-thinker, so let's not go there. Let's just say that Freud would have a great time trying to read me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
That's classified information.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cry when watching E.T. and sing along with Mary Poppins.
You should message me if
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...if attraction, impulse, hormones, alcohol, or just plain boredom, possess you to do so. ;-)

If you do live in Seattle or NY it would certainly help since I spend most of my time between those two awesome places.

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