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1980Nick

34 M Los Angeles, CA

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I know it looks like I just cropped my ex-girlfriend out of a photo but I swear this person is just an acquaintance I was sat next to at a wedding.

One of my gays. One of my female friends. There's a lot of sass going on in this picture and I don't think I'm contributing enough of it.

This is my totally platonic friend saying "let's take stupid prom photos at this wedding photobooth!" "Ok!", I said. We don't have proms in the UK but I knew what she meant.

Again, honestly, this is not an ex-girlfriend but simply a close personal friend of many years I happened to be next to in a group photo.

Halloween '11! Identify my incredibly nerdy costume to win my admiration and respect. Note incredible craftsmanship in blinking-LED-light collar.

Picture yourself in the place of my surly looking friend and see how it feels.

Things I expected to see: bands. Things I saw: riot police. More disappointed girls with Hello Kitty backpacks I have never seen in my life.

I don't know why I look so confused, it's not like I've never seen a camera before.

I'm tolerant. This is me saying 'no' to h8. I don't know how many semi-naked men wearing hot pants and glitter I have to be hit on by before there's no more homophobia in the world, but I feel like I've done my part.

"Both of you, look at the ceiling pretentiously for this photo".