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31 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:21pm
Body Type
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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Guy seeks girl for witty banter, amazing conversations and great company. Inquire within.

“This guy is quite the catch” –Aristotle
“Some quotes are true but of dubious authenticity” –Anonymous

Random facts about me:

1. I met Rob Ford pre-crack scandal. There is a photo of us, which you may get to see if you ask really nicely. No, I did not vote for him.

2. I play pub trivia every Tuesday with friends.

3. I watch my favourite soccer team religiously.

4. I also love watching Team Canada play in any international (hockey) tournament.

5. When I was 7 I returned a wallet to the police and got to meet the chief.

6. I think puns are awesome.

7. So is Banjara, my favourite (Indian) restaurant. Don't try to change my mind on this, it's naan-negotiable.

8. But nothing can be as awesome as my dog.

9. I spend a lot of time thinking about Canada's housing bubble.

10. I went to nine documentaries at Hot Docs last year and now I'm hooked.
What I’m doing with my life
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Career-wise I'm a former investment analyst who decided to pursue a journalism/writing career. Most of the time I write about financial issues, but life is too short to always be serious so I write satire as well.

When I'm not taking long walks on the beach or other assorted cliches, I play tennis, soccer, and ball hockey, to name a few sports.

I spend an immense amount of time showering my four-legged friend with affection.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Let's not be too literal with "Really good at". I'm pretty decent at:

-doing impressions of people
-ping pong
-being a stereotypically modest Canadian
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Bossypants, The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz, When Genius Failed: The Rise and Fall of Long Term Capital Management, The Beekeeper's Apprentice (apparently I like books with the word apprentice...)
Movies: Forrest Gump, Office Space, Inside Job, Shawshank Redemption, Philadelphia, (I'm clearly a candidate for Stuff White People Like...)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Proper citations in non-fiction books (deal-breaker!)
My favourite soccer team.
Snoozes with my dog Corey
Current events
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Likely hanging out with friends or playing ball hockey
You should message me if
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