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1AmTheAlphabet

26 Bangor, ME Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:38pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Urdu (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a person of the lady variety. I don't have my shit together but I'd like to think I'm getting there. I've become a pretty rad person through this whole life journey though. I'm an open minded, kindness enthusiast who likes to talk about art, philosophy, and nerdy things. I don't claim to know much, but I love learning and sharing. I'm here mostly just to interact with people and perhaps meet new friends if things get that far.

Because I get asked "What do you do for fun?" a lot; a question that has always been right up there with "What do you do?" In terms of questions I find a little daunting to answer, I'm going to answer this briefly here to give you a small insight into the sort of person I am:

I do a lot of things, and many of them I do for fun. I enjoy kicking a few back, shooting the shit, and being in the company of people who aren't offended by much. I love to laugh and make others laugh, often at my own expense. I sing, I dance, I paint, I write. I enjoy being in the outdoors, often just sitting and watching the trees dance in the breeze, because it reminds me that there is rhythm and synchronicity even in the unpredictable force that is nature. If I am near water, I am in it...usually trying to catch a glimpse of its aquatic denizens. I photograph everything that stirs anything within me. I love wildly and passionately. I enjoy a good debate, especially on any topic related to social justice. I also love just sitting at home, smoking a bowl, and watching the most unnerving, soul crushing indie film I can find. I have a morbid curiosity for any art that can take the ugliest things and make them captivating. Comedies are also a must for me. I could go on and on but I really feel these things about me are better learned through experience.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breaking in my smile lines.
Remembering the little things.
Making faces.
Laughing.
Cooking and eating.
Being barefoot.
Loving.
Reading.
Wearing lipstick.
Singing.
Art-ing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I'm really short and have boobs.
Other than that, personality wise, they probably notice that I'm pretty warm and kind in nature.

Your first impression of me may greatly be a product of my first impression of you; I tend mirror people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- I COULD write a long list of shit I've read so you could see how cool and hip my taste in literature is, maybe throw in a Vonnegut quote so you know I'm a down ass reading son of a bitch, but instead I'm just gonna tell you the last 3 books I've read:
Mega Weird by Nicholas Megalia
Not That Kind Of Girl by Lena Dunham
The Four Agreements by Miguel Ruiz

Movies- I'm applying the same concept as I used in books here:
Nightcrawler
Interstellar
Nymphomaniac

Shows-"
Supernatural
Sense8
OITNB

I will also note that Doctor Who and Louie are probably my favorite shows.

Music-I am a super musical person. I sing, I play guitar, I write songs, I make phat beats (;P) so I'll give a slightly longer list here I suppose:
Sage Francis
Sole
Black Moth Super Rainbow
Aphex Twin
Aesop Rock
Nightmares On Wax
Boards Of Canada
Beck
Notorious B.I.G
Immortal Technique
Copper Wimmin
Bon Iver
Dan Mangan
The National
Hey Rosetta!
Owen
Kevin Devine
The Riverdales
Spoon
Battles
Bonobo
Sufjan Stevens
Ludovico Einaudi
Daedelus
WHY?

I like a lot of shit. Just ask. We can bond over mutually adored sounds.

Food: The last three things I ate were...
1.) Strawberry Rhubarb pie
2.) Baked Beans
3.) Cheese Burger
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Assuming that sustenance is a given...

Artistic inclination
Human contact
Comedy
Music
Passion
Mother nature and all the natural beauty she surrounds me with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future.
Art: comedy, music, painting...you name it, I probably dabble in it or drown in it.
Who I am as a person vs who I want to be.
What I'm cooking for dinner tomorrow.
How strange it is to be anything at all.
Existentialism.
Decriminalization and legalization of drugs.
The times I did LSD.
How hypocritical or contradictory we all are.
Where the world is headed.
Defensive home invasion strategies. (Especially against Zombies, Daleks, and Cybermen)
Sociology.
Toltec wisdom.
Philosophies on humanity & existence.
More art.
Adorable critters.
Perspective vs reality and the subjectivity of...well....everything.
Why anyone cares about how much the First Lady spends on her clothes, or who Kim Kardashian is boning.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Singing the body electric
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My biggest celebrity crush is probably Louis CK; if you don't like him/his brand of comedy you *probably* won't appreciate my sense of humor.
I'm not wearing underwear today. (7-3-2015)
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