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1AmTheAlphabet

25 Bangor, ME Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Apr 19
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Married
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Urdu (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a person of the lady variety. I don't have my shit together but I'd like to think I'm getting there. I've become a pretty rad person through this whole life journey though. I'm an open minded, kindness enthusiast who likes to talk about art, philosophy, and nerdy things. I don't claim to know much, but I love learning and sharing. I'm here mostly just to interact with people and perhaps meet new friends if things get that far.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breaking in my smile lines.
Remembering the little things.
Making faces.
Cooking and eating.
Being barefoot.
Loving.
Reading.
Wearing lipstick.
Singing.
Art-ing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I'm really short and have boobs.
Other than that, personality wise, they probably notice that I'm pretty warm and kind in nature.

Your first impression of me may greatly be a product of my first impression of you; I tend mirror people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- I COULD write a long list of shit I've read so you could see how cool and hip my taste in literature is, maybe throw in a Vonnegut quote so you know I'm a down ass reading son of a bitch, but instead I'm just gonna tell you the last 3 books I've read:
The Fault In Our Stars by John Green
Dry by Augusten Burroughs
The Four Agreements by Miguel Ruiz

Movies- I'm applying the same concept as I used in books here:
Rescuers Down Under
The Lorax
Upside Down

Shows-"
Louie
Bob's Burgers
True Blood

I will also note the Doctor Who is probably my favorite show.

Music- I'll give a slightly longer list here I suppose:
Sage Francis
Sole
Black Moth Super Rainbow
Aphex Twin
Aesop Rock
Nightmares On Wax
Boards Of Canada
Beck
Notorious B.I.G
Immortal Technique
Copper Wimmin
Bon Iver
Dan Mangan
The National
Hey Rosetta!
Owen
Kevin Devine
The Riverdales
Spoon
Battles
Bonobo
Sufjan Stevens
Ludovico Einaudi
Daedelus
WHY?

I like a lot of shit. Just ask. We can bond over mutually adored sounds.

Food: The last three things I ate were...
1.) Taco Bell
2.) Raisin Brand Crunch
3.) Tortilla chips
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Assuming that sustenance is a given...

Art
Human contact
Headphones
My voice
Passion
Mother nature and all the natural beauty she surrounds me with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future.
Who I am as a person vs who I want to be.
What I'm cooking for dinner tomorrow.
How strange it is to be anything at all.
Existentialism.
Decriminalization and legalization of drugs.
The times I did LSD.
How hypocritical or contradictory we all are.
Where the world is headed.
Defensive home invasion strategies. (Especially against Zombies, Daleks, and Cybermen)
Sociology.
Toltec wisdom.
Philosophies on humanity & existence.
Art.
Adorable critters.
Perspective vs reality and the subjectivity of...well....everything.
Why anyone cares about how much the First Lady spends on her clothes, or who Kim Kardashian is boning.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Singing the body electric
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My biggest celebrity crush is probably Louis CK; if you don't like him/his brand of comedy we *probably* won't get along.
I'm not wearing underwear today. (7-3-2014)
You should message me if
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