What I’m doing with my life
Working at a bank, volunteering with a charity, playing on the
worst indoor soccer team to ever be in the league.
I’m really good at
Dislocating my shoulder. Pretty much an all-star.
The first things people usually notice about me
My bad, witty jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, Harry Potter series, Angels and
Demons, Michael Crichton books, Night Fall, and others
I love movies, some of my favorites are Shaun Of The Dead,
ZombieLand, Gladiator, Donnie Darko, Interview with a Vampire, The
Others, Zoolander, Inglourious Basterds
Music: As cliche as it sounds, I like a wide range of everything.
Right now though I'm really into alternative music like The XX and
some different rappers.
Food: I like everything, and I'm willing to try anything as well.
And I mean anything, I ate a raw anchovy once with four loko...
pretty much the lowpoint of my life.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How hungry I am, followed by how sick i feel. What I'm going to do
when I win the mega-millions. How I need to get a haircut, but the
lines are going to be so long. Am I hungry or just bored? No
seriously guys, what am I going to eat for dinner?
On a typical Friday night I am
Going out and getting drinks with friends or just hanging out with
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
As much as I dislike country, I tend to listen to Taylor Swift more
than any straight man should. Or maybe just the right amount, who
You should message me if
you want to.