Regardless if you're here by accident, curiosity, or secrectly stalking my page... "awkward O_o" lol... j/k; The fact is, you're here!
So please, take a few minutes of your time to get to know me! That's not too much to ask, right? Awww It's Not!? GREAT!!! Lets move along...
Whats that? You wanna know a little about me? Am I free tonight? Will i cook you something? Why am i single? Do I watch Scandal? Whoaaa! Easy ! Easy! One question at a time Ma'am!! lol.
Well, If you must know... I'm just a hard working, educated ,old fashioned, independent, well groomed, funny, family oriented, foodie, fit, greedy, music fanatic, night owl, affectionate, outgoing, handy, sports lover, cereal fanatic at night kinda guy! .... "Takes breath" whew!.... lol
What am i looking for? Zesh, Is this an interview?! Well.... If you must know... I'm simply looking for "SUBSTANCE" say it with me.... SUUUUBBBBSTTTTANNNCEEEE lol
What does that mean? In my eyes, It's simply a woman thats an all around great catch! Family values, goal driven, funny, independent, affectionate, trust worthy, great communicator, attractive, atrractive "Notice i said that twice" lol
How can you learn more about me?Thats easssssy! Here..Hands you brochure j/k lol Seriously, that depends! For starters, you should consider actually taking the time to send a intriguiging note other then " Hi"... "Hello".."Sexy"...."hru"..... "F!@# Me" No seriously, I got that once lol
Please have a Picture......"A RECENT" picture lol... not your " High school prom picture " -10 points if you're holding your 3 day old newborn baby old in the pic"..... Not a picture with your 5 cats ...... not a picture of you and 7 of your friends. Which one are YOU!! This isn't where's waldo!.... lol