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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 2
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism but it’s not important
Working on Space camp
Might want kids
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I moved back to Berkeley from New York. For the most part, I'm glad to be back. The friends I made were great but the actual city is a present day dystopian future.

Recently injured my knee, so I've been taking it easy lately. It sucks, because I like to ride my bike most everywhere. I still do it, just gotta ride through the pain.

Some people describe me as a cat person and I think it's true. I like to take naps. Big fan of lounging. I can be playful. And I knead from time to time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to be more vulgar and also mean to people (but only those who deserve it. Mean justice).

Staying up all night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a very fast learner.

I am good at riding my bike with no hands. Well, I was, until my bike seat broke while I was going no-handed and I fell and sprained my wrist. Now I keep both hands on the handlebars.

I can cook well as long as I'm not too temped to ruin it with my own experimentation.

L'espirit d'escalier, but ask me about that later.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I may or may not have a beard or mustache at any point. My facial hair can really polarize people. Either they like it, or they love it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a rule where I'll only read a book if there's a sword, wizard, mythical beast, spaceship, or laser on the cover. Some of my faves are Name of the Wind, Song of Ice and Fire, Dying Earth, Wizard's First Rule, and everything from Appendix N.

I have particular tastes in movies. I like movies that have a lot of energy; movies that make you keep watching them. Some movies just don't even try; they suck. Good ones are Starship Troopers, Crank 2, Hausu, Aladdin, The Hobbit (1977), Wet Hot American Summer, Dumb and Dumber, Serenity, Danger: Diabolik, and the Big Hit.

I'm a huge fan of TV shows. I like continuity and long-term character growth. My favorites are Spartacus, Game of Thrones, Deadwood, the Wire, Misfits, Star Trek DS9, Twin Peaks, True Blood, True Detectives, Workaholics, Stella, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Louie, Buffy, Gilmore Girls, Babylon 5, and so many more.

I hate reality tv, but if I should happen upon it, it sucks me in and I can't escape.

Music: Folk Metal only.

I like all foods except Indian food, but right now I've given up all sugar, breads and grains to get my beach bod back.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Internet
2. Bicycle
3. Me time
4. Dogs and Cats (don't have any now, but I can dream, can't I?)
5. Dungeons
6. Dragons

The things that I really could do without
1. Street Spirit and its army of homeless newsies
2. Indian Food
3. Traffic Tickets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Was I born 1000 years too soon or 1000 years too late?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, watching movies, playing board games, programming at the hacker space, or some soft partying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes on the BART I like to look at people's reflections and quickly look away when they see me looking, but it's not creepy.

I want to be Matthew McConaughey when I grow up.

I'm also an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church. That gives me the power to marry any two things, no consent required.
You should message me if
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You didn't take my profile super serious.

If you also get goosebumps in the theater when a trailer for an epic movie comes on.

If you like to just hang out, watch a tv, ride a bike, or play some board/video games.

If you want to see this super creepy smile I can make.

If you also stay up all night.