Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello there my fellow lonely human!
The first thing you should know about me is that I think that cats
are cute. I would love to own a meow kitten but I can't because I
am allergic, so I forced myself to believe I have an invisible cat
I get into awkward situations everyday.
It's not unusual from me to forget where my wallet is after I have
piled all the groceries on the conveyor belt.
I also burst in laughter without any reason in places you should
stay quiet (I know, awwkward).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am fighting against comfort-seeking me everyday!
Not going to lie, somedays I am too lazy to do anything.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making offensive jokes when I don't want to.
Betting on sports, I could be a professional sports bettor after I
retire at my 70s. I don't use diapers anymore, I can tie my
Oh, I'm really good at ignoring the life lessons my mom once gave
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't read books, I don't watch movies unless they have hot
chicks on it. I love stand-up comedy, my favorite comedian is Tracy
Morgan. He's a funny black dude from Harlem I believe.
I listen to money/yolo/mycockisbiggerthanyours type of rap, k-pop
is good as well. Not the Gangnam style, I'm talking about real
k-pop like the Girls Generation and Norazo. I play too much
Starcraft with Koreans and they have taught me how to rage in their
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the Star Wars saga
I am a huge fan of Star Wars, I have always been.
R2D2 is not a trash can you loser.
I like to draw a lot although I know I am not good at it.
Most of my drawings have stick figures and bazookas in it.
I don't have any clue how to play a guitar but I act like I know
what I am doing.
a nail clipper
The pain when my nails are long enough to do cuts on my skin is
terrible. I see nightmares about long nails.
They are intelligent, they are friendly, they are cute.
at first I took them because I heard they have some health
benefits, today I take them because I am addicted.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend too much time thinking about getting a new haircut.
It keeps growing and growing, I'm such a cheap guy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Swimming with dolphins in somewhere near the Bahamas.
After that I would go to Cuba and smoke cigars with my close friend
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am 26 years old and I still don't know how to whistle.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 21–28
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You are familiar with the PlayStation gamepad and you can lose with
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