The first thing you should know about me is that I think that cats are cute. I would love to own a meow kitten but I can't because I am allergic, so I forced myself to believe I have an invisible cat named Sputnik.
I get into awkward situations everyday.
It's not unusual from me to forget where my wallet is after I have piled all the groceries on the conveyor belt.
I also burst in laughter without any reason in places you should stay quiet (I know, awwkward).