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1chained

41 M Mount Jordan Meadows, UT

My Details

Last Online
Jul 6, 2006
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Blah. Essay. Didn't I graduate so that I could stop writing these things? Okay, I'll do it later.

Maybe.

OK then, if you insist.

I'm smart, skeptical, and intense. People have called me a force of nature. I develop strong opinions only after much consideration. I'm a discontinuous vegetarian (I occasionally cheat) -- mostly for health reasons. I tend to get tongue-tied around attractive women; why do you cruel vixens torture me so? I'm MARRIED, but alas, I'm a sexual creature, I'm not easily satisfied, and I'm often on the road. Go ahead, judge me poorly -- better yet, maybe you should come over and we can discuss it for a little while.

I'm such an asshole.

I am mischievous, irreverent, and intense
What I’m doing with my life
Procrastinating. I guess one of these days I'd better start breathing again. Maybe then I'll finish my plan for planetary domination!
I’m really good at
Telling the future. Reading people. Debating the Facts NOT In Question.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can become invisible at will.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(a) Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, Anthem, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Ender's Game, Seventh Son, Freakonomics, Moneyball, The Ancestor's Tale, Wonderful Life, Einstein's Cosmos, Visions, Hyperspace, Parallel Worlds, A Brief History of Time, God Created the Integers, On Intelligence

(b) Casablanca ("Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake."), Treasure of the Sierra Madre ("You talk about that mountain like it was a real woman."), Lorenzo's Oil ("I always thought medical science was in the service of the people. Now I understand that the people are in the service of medical science."), Rocky ("He doesn't know it's supposed to be a show! He thinks it's a damn fight!"), Joe Versus the Volcano ("My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement.")

(c) Sting (anything). The man is brilliant -- a poet and a life force. Too many others to mention, in almost every genre.

(d) Spicy. And more spicy. Got any hot sauce?
The six things I could never do without
Something to fight and win for. The freedom to choose any damn thing I want. Boundless energy. Brilliant music. That unbelievable shade between bright red and hot orange. Your undivided attention (how's that for pandering).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My plan for global subjugation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wasting valuable time that I could be spending plotting world takeover.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–68
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For casual sex
You should message me if
You're hot & bothered, nearby, and have a few hours to kill ;) OR You can help me with my EVIL WORLD TAKEOVER PLOT.