OK then, if you insist.
I'm smart, skeptical, and intense. People have called me a force of nature. I develop strong opinions only after much consideration. I'm a discontinuous vegetarian (I occasionally cheat) -- mostly for health reasons. I tend to get tongue-tied around attractive women; why do you cruel vixens torture me so? I'm MARRIED, but alas, I'm a sexual creature, I'm not easily satisfied, and I'm often on the road. Go ahead, judge me poorly -- better yet, maybe you should come over and we can discuss it for a little while.
I'm such an asshole.
I am mischievous, irreverent, and intense