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30 M Brooklyn, NY

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Last Online
Yesterday – 5:28pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Taurus, and it matters a lot
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I love traveling to faraway places and then climbing the tallest mountains I can find. Other things: I love to write, I love gingerly rehabbing old crossfit injuries, I love riding my bike (UPDATE: bike stolen. Any experienced vigilantes on here who can share some tips?), and I love telling and hearing stories.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just wrapped up 6 years at a hedge fund and am bartending at a couple great spots while I catch up on 6 years of missed sleep and look for enjoyable full time work. (If you work for a charitable foundation or in microfinance, I'd love to know how you feel about it!)

I'm involved in increasingly serious discussions around opening a small brewery. Any non-vigilantes on here who have any entrepreneurial wisdom to impart? Or just someone who is looking to invest a meaningful amount of capital and be paid dividends in french fries and lightly soiled napkins for the next few decades?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
telling stories.

Other things I can do: throw a perfect spiral pretty much any distance you can name, play drums, barely survive climbing mountains, recommend a bar, and make you smile. Or at least make myself smile. Ideally, both of us would be smiling, but worst case I'm still pretty likely to be smiling. WORST worst case, neither of us would be smiling because THE MAYAN PROPHESIES CAME TO PASS.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Blondes have more fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I do not like durian fruit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Mountains
2. My drums
3. Throwing a football
4. Osprey bags
5. Something to read
6. .gifs and youtube
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my next career move, the book I'll finish writing someday, my friends, my next adventure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
down for pretty much anything. Vigilantism, entrepreneurialism, whatever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Over on the right, next to "Taurus," where I said "it matters a lot," I was lying. That was just a ruse to get super serious astrological babes who don't care about the rest of my profile to message me. Not only am I not serious about "it," I'm not sure if I'm even a Taurus.

/doesn't google it
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you think you can make me laugh. Or for any other reason.