Controlling ***hole seeks entitled b*tch. I’m open to a mutually unsatisfying and destructive fling, but am still hoping for a soul-crushing long-term descent into Hell ;)

Now that those lacking a sense of humor have moved on, I’m actually a bright, fit, passionate, open-minded guy looking for the same (except the guy part, your being female is non-negotiable!). I can carry on a meaningful conversation or make just about anything funny. I am confident, but am not really an ***hole (at least not most of the time). I’m hard working, dedicated and insightful. I can be impulsive and restless at times. I find the spiritual in the every day and truly care about other people’s feelings. I can be a bit obsessive about my Phillies and Eagles, but am not glued to ESPN. I curse more than I should and can have a twisted sense of humor. I really try to be non-judgmental, but have little patience for fakeness, stupidity, and lying. In relationships, I like being spontaneous, romantic, sensual, and playful.

Moving forward :)

Professionally, I am a psychologist in private practice. And no, that doesn't mean I will be psychoanalyzing you!

Many things . . . besides filling out dating site essays!

My eyes and my smile.

I have my kids every other week, so my Friday nights can look vastly different! On Dad weekend's: hanging out with my 2 son's. On non-Dad time: going to hear live music, enjoying Asheville's many brew-pubs, spending time with friends . . .

You want to explore, laugh, enjoy and be open to possibilities!