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1helluvalvr

40 M Buford, GA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
For those who know me, know that I am not an attorney but I play one on TV! Tune in to TNT and watch the new season of Dallas and you might just see me!

* I am not really looking to meet anyone right now. I am a personal trainer and could entertain people to workout with. Want to get into shape????*.

I am a retired blimp operator and the inventor of the standing urinal for women on the go. Seriously... I am just me. What other people say is that is am eclectic and even eccentric in a good way. I never meet a stranger and I exude confidence, not cockiness!

In reality I am a humanist and love all people for the most part.

Please understand something... If I decide to give you a compliment, that does not necessarily mean that I am hitting on you or think that we might be a "perfect match". I just appreciate things about people and even do it once in a while just to make someone's day. A simple "thank you" is nice, not required. It does, however, speak volumes about you as a person and your character!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it. To the fullest.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair and blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My tastes in all of the above are quite varied. For those that are also diverse, I might make a great match.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mind
My family
The Internet
Music
Baseball
Sex! lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you want to know something juicy, just ask. I am an open book.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
A. You have a sense of humor.
B. You are not in any way uptight.
C. You have basic knowledge of normal things. (While I love a great pair of legs, they mean absolutely nothing if they do not lead up to a brain.) Bonus points if you realize by me saying this that I am not trying too be two funny about it. I might not think your tractor is sexy, but I will think your brain is.
D. You have some semblance of manners. A simple please or thank you will win big points with me. Lack of manners are also noted and sadly my memory is excellent.
E. You are not a liar or think that I will fall for b.s. I am actually pretty sharp and know when you are full of it, even if I am polite enough not to point it out to you.