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1in_a_Shmillion

45 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
University
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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A healthy balance of brains and brawn. Straight-shooting, deep-thinking, artist/scholar/smart-ass, native NYCer, "do unto others" atheist, culturally literate, rugged urbanite, accomplished author, skilled athlete, openly communicative, irreverent, gentleman-rogue, sagacious and salacious, considerate and kind.

Some of my interests include (in no particular order): Adventure seeking; theory/philosophy (my major); monkey business (my minor); bike riding/rollerblading through parks and streets--day or night; long walks on the...(don't worry; I'm not going there); learning (and teaching) new words, concepts and skills; World/American history (used to be a high school history teacher); roads less traveled (once bought a truck in London and attempted to drive it to South Africa--made it about 1/2 way); creative use of any environment (give me a stick, rock and soda can and I'll invent a game, make a piece of art or repair your engine with it); writing (what I do for a living; "The 'God' Part of the Brain: A Scientific Interpretation of Human Spirituality" -- www.godpart.com -- if curious); taking pictures/making digital art; playing tennis and guitar; sensuality/eroticism; sneaking into places; bioluminescence; etymology; chess; architecture/design; swinging from chandeliers (just checking to see if you're still with me); getting lost/finding my way back; stoop sales/flea markets/antique shops; documentaries; order; chocolate; chaos; carpentry/repairing things (if it's broke, I'll fix it); black licorice, strong coffee, tequila, grass...a healthy lifestyle mixed with occasional junk food indulgences.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Let's just say that when the zombie apocalypse comes, I'm one of those guys you want on your side. In the words of Mad Max when asked why he should be allowed to enter Bartertown: "I've got skills."...to which the clerk looks him dead in the eye and humorously replies: "Sorry, the brothel's full."
The first things people usually notice about me
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My penetrating eyes, broad shoulders and the piece of broccoli caught between my teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Radiohead, The Rolling Stones, R.E.M., Rush, Ricki Lee Jones; Bowie, Beastie Boys; Beatles, Beck; Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Peter Gabriel; Stravinsky, Stevie Wonder, Soul Coughing, Seal, Sondheim, Smashing Pumpkins, Sufjan Stevens, Steely Dan; Elbow, Eels, Ellington, Eurythmics, Eminem, ELO, Elton John, Elvis Costello--over 25,000 songs on my i-tunes

Film: Cuckoo's Nest, Goodfellas, All That Jazz, The Matrix, Amelie, Little Children, The Usual Suspects, Adaptation, Bullets Over Broadway, Rushmore, Sideways, Apocalypse Now, Sunset Boulevard, Ed Wood, Happiness, Godfather I & II, The Incredibles, Shawshank Redemption, Eternal Sunshine, Fight Club, Election, It's a Wonderful Life, A Serious Man, Crimes & Misdemeanors (own about 300 films)

TV: Six Feet Under, The Wire, Breaking Bad, True Detective, Fargo (the FX show), Masters of Sex, Sopranos, Lost, Homeland, 30 Rock, The Office, Portlandia, Futurama.

Books: Dostoyevsky (Notes from the Underground), Lewis Carroll (Alice, of course), Shakespeare (Hamlet), Tom Wolfe (Electric Cool Aid), Isaac Bashevis Singer (The Spinoza of Market Street); Bukowski (Ham on Rye); Italo Calvino (Cosmic Comics); Palahniuk (Lullaby), Asimov (The Foundation), Irving Stone (The Agony and the Ecstasy)....And though I love a great novel (or play), truth be told, I read more non-fiction than anything i.e., world history, science, theory/philosophy, art history, biographies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Self-Awareness
2) Laughter
3) Imagination
4) Adventure
5) Love
6) Lust
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
man's place in the universe...that and what you'd look like naked
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home alone in my socks and underwear arranging my Hummel figurine collection.

And for those who have asked or are about to: No! I do not REALLY own Hummel figurines...Joke, people! Joke!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a Cybernet C46 Series Android--please don't tell my manufacturer that I told you....Also, rather than bend down, I often pick things up off the floor with my toes.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–56
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're bright, unconventional and fun!