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1in_a_Shmillion

44 M Brooklyn, NY

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my standard winter cap to keep my buzzed head warm in the cold...also comes in handy for the occasional cat burglar caper

Wearing my tuxedo

All of my other photos were digitally altered. This is what I really look like.

Me in the morning before I've had my coffee. [Actually, one of my creations from when I worked at a claymation studio]

Some shameless self-promotion...yes, I'm the author

Another one of my claymation figures. I call him "The Intellectual."

Yet more shameless self-promotion...Jeesh!

Engaged in a battle of wits with my mental nemesis, Mr. Potatohead. Damn you, Potatohead!!!