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1in_a_Shmillion

44 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
University
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Native NYCer with a playful spirit, encyclopedic mind, irreverent humor, kaleidoscopic imagination, good heart and a penchant for fun and adventure. I have an eclectic past and have worked as a lifeguard, "Good Humor" ice cream vendor, commercial photographer, 5th grade and high school history teacher in Bed-Stuy, sculptor of eccentric creatures at a claymation studio, truck smuggler (just the trucks, no contraband) in Central Africa, produced screenwriter in Germany of a dystopic sci-fi film and, presently, author of evolutionary psychology/philosophy books (The "God" Part of the Brain: A Scientific Interpretation of Human Spirituality...www.godpart.com if curious). I'm openly communicative, athletic, grounded and rational yet magnetically drawn to the surreal and absurd; equal parts sagacious and salacious; an atheist/humanist who still yearns to find magic in this world--even if I know it to be an enchanting illusion. But enough about me. Who's up for some good fun, intelligent conversation, hot kisses and, at the off chance that Cupid gets corrective lenses, perhaps even romance?
I’m really good at
Let's just say that when the zombie apocalypse comes, I'm one of those guys you want on your side. In the words of Mad Max when asked why he should be allowed to enter "Bartertown: "I've got skills." (to which the clerk looks him dead in the eye and replies, "Sorry. The brothel's full.")
The first things people usually notice about me
My penetrating eyes, broad shoulders and the piece of broccoli caught between my teeth
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Radiohead, The Rolling Stones, R.E.M., Rush, Ricki Lee Jones; Bowie, Beastie Boys; Beatles, Beck; Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Peter Gabriel; Stravinsky, Stevie Wonder, Soul Coughing, Seal, Sondheim, Smashing Pumpkins, Sufjan Stevens, Steely Dan; Elbow, Eels, Ellington, Eurythmics, Eminem, ELO, Elton John, Elvis Costello--over 25,000 songs on my i-tunesFilm: Cuckoo's Nest, Goodfellas, All That Jazz, The Matrix, Amelie, Little Children, The Usual Suspects, Adaptation, Bullets Over Broadway, Rushmore, Sideways, Apocalypse Now, Sunset Boulevard, Ed Wood, Happiness, Godfather I & II, The Incredibles, Shawshank Redemption, Eternal Sunshine, Fight Club, Election, It's a Wonderful Life, A Serious Man, Crimes & Misdemeanors (own about 200 films)

TV: Six Feet Under, The Wire, Breaking Bad, True Detective, Masters of Sex, Sopranos, Homeland, 30 Rock, The Office, Portlandia, Futurama.

Books: Dostoyevsky (Notes from the Underground), Lewis Carroll (Alice, of course), Shakespeare (Hamlet), Tom Wolfe (Bonfire of the Vanities, Electric Cool Aid), Isaac Bashevis Singer (The Spinoza of Market Street & other Stories); Bukowski (Ham on Rye); Italo Calvino (Cosmic Comics); Palahniuk (Lullaby), Asimov (The Foundation), Stone (The Agony and the Ecstasy)....And though I love a great novel (or play), truth be told, I read more non-fiction than anything i.e., science books, art/art history, theory/philosophy, biographies, world and American history.
The six things I could never do without
1) Laughter
2) Companionship
3) Imagination
4) Music
5) Adventure
6) An Examined (hopefully leading to a fulfilling and uncomplicated) Life
I spend a lot of time thinking about
man's place in the universe...that and what you'd look like naked
On a typical Friday night I am
Home alone in my socks and underwear arranging my Hummel figurine collection.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a Cybernet C46 Series Android--please don't tell my manufacturer that I told you....Also, rather than bend down, I often pick things up off the floor with my toes.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–56
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're unconventional and fun!