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1kinkysob

52 Portsmouth, NH Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 35–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 25
Orientation
Straight
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Diet
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Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
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Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer-This profile contains no profanity-no nudity-no violence. However- If you are old fashioned-closed/narrow minded or just not interesting in having a fantastic sex life-please hit the back button on your browser-change the channel-get the heck outta Dodge and have a nice life. This isn't the profile for you.

I have not had a lot of luck finding my sexual match on most dating sites. And maybe its because I was looking for a more vanilla relationship, at least from what the ads seemed to portray. We all probably hold back on advertising or discussing too much about those things up front, for fear of scaring a quality match away. Even though a quality match is what I want out of life, and have met a few, there has to be at least one out there that can keep up--and if you can't, feel free to bring some friends.

Although I am looking for a healthy sexual relationship. I would like to connect on a few other levels. But if you're up for it, let's start with the sexual end of the spectrum for a change. And it may be that sexually is the only way we connect. Maybe it's sex and a few other things. I wont settle until all the critical areas are matched. In the mean time lets hall have fun, be careful and hopefully learn a few things along the way. Too many times people connect and have fantastic chemistry, but then when they get to the bedroom-or where ever- there's no mojo. One or both partners end up not getting everything they want. Then it all falls apart or they find find others to fill that need or just suffer in silence. So now you can help put an end to the suffering---Operators are standing by

I am kinky, open, and you tell me
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for you---maybe.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Teaching. Learning. Tying knots. Teasing. Taking some teasing. Talking dirty. Making messes. Making some people laugh-others cry-some moan-some whimper and some groan. Lots of things. Including some of the kinky ones.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on if I'm wearing clothes or not--either way they might notice I'm a pretty decent guy-and decent looking. It's all subjective though. I don't see my self as your typical creepy old sex fiend weirdo---but I guess none of the creepy old sex fiend weirdos see themselves that way either.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Always something new.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1-Sex
2-Fantasies
3-A well satisfied partner
4-Adventure
5-All the other things people usually list here.
6-In all reality- There are only 4 things any of us actually need. Air-Food-Water-Shelter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What do you think I'm thinking about?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
having an orgasm or helping someone else have one
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Although I have no picture here to protect my anonymity---I think I have already admitted more than most people here. Contact me, let's chat and see if our minds are a match then take it from there. Once I know you are for real- I will share more of the less private things about myself
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you:
have unfulfilled fantasies-sexual desire-a kinky side
have a full set of teeth
are taller than you are wide---probably just had some BBWs change channels with that one
have your mental and physical health along with a sense of humor to match your outrageous libido
can be trusted in all ways.
Contact me, let's chat and see if our minds are a match then take it from there. Once I know you are for real- I will share more of the less private things about myself