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1millionstatues

26 / F / Gay / Single

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Her Details

Last Online
Apr 11, 2006
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m).
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a few sentences about yourself, it says. Sigh...this would require overcoming my powerful sense of apathy, wouldn't it? Bother...

"A few sentences about yourself"

There, satisfied?

I am snide, bored senseless, and yet, still here
What I’m doing with my life
would you believe nothing?
I’m really good at
obscure references, puns, general nerdiness. using flowery language to describe vulgar subjects.
The first things people usually notice about me
my antlers. they don't show up in photos for some reason, though. odd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
At some point I will get around to this. As of now, here's the current favorites:

A: Anything by E.E. Cummings B: Just saw "Jarhead", and thought it was damn good. My friend who's father was in the war says it was pretty accurate, and the movie is as pretty as carnage can be. C: They Might Be Giants is topping my list right now. D: Judging by the rubble all over my floor, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups have been popular recently.
The six things I could never do without
Aside from food, water, air, and all that survival rot? Hmmm...

Words, preferably arranged into poetry and other enjoyable mediums. Photos, preferably pretty ones of girls. People, preferably amusing ones who tickle my proverbial fancy. Comfy things Computers/Internet Hitachi Magic Wand
I spend a lot of time thinking about
mr youse needn't be so spry concernin questions arty

each has his tastes but as for i i likes a certain party

gimme the he-man's solid bliss for youse ideas i'll match youse

a pretty girl who naked is is worth a million statues

Oh, E.E. Cummings, you have stolen my mind away...
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for something to do, and ending up reading or surfing the net. E.E. Cummmings is the only person who loves me. Digging up his grave every time gets tiring, though.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–46
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex
You should message me if
You're female, think I'm cute, and can put up with my shameless literary crushes. At least I'm aware of my own problems. That's worth something, right? Right?