Write a few sentences about yourself, it says. Sigh...this would require overcoming my powerful sense of apathy, wouldn't it? Bother...

"A few sentences about yourself"

There, satisfied?

I am snide, bored senseless, and yet, still here

would you believe nothing?

obscure references, puns, general nerdiness. using flowery language to describe vulgar subjects.

my antlers. they don't show up in photos for some reason, though. odd.

At some point I will get around to this. As of now, here's the current favorites:

A: Anything by E.E. Cummings B: Just saw "Jarhead", and thought it was damn good. My friend who's father was in the war says it was pretty accurate, and the movie is as pretty as carnage can be. C: They Might Be Giants is topping my list right now. D: Judging by the rubble all over my floor, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups have been popular recently.

Aside from food, water, air, and all that survival rot? Hmmm...

Words, preferably arranged into poetry and other enjoyable mediums. Photos, preferably pretty ones of girls. People, preferably amusing ones who tickle my proverbial fancy. Comfy things Computers/Internet Hitachi Magic Wand

mr youse needn't be so spry concernin questions arty

each has his tastes but as for i i likes a certain party

gimme the he-man's solid bliss for youse ideas i'll match youse

a pretty girl who naked is is worth a million statues

Oh, E.E. Cummings, you have stolen my mind away...

Looking for something to do, and ending up reading or surfing the net. E.E. Cummmings is the only person who loves me. Digging up his grave every time gets tiring, though.

You're female, think I'm cute, and can put up with my shameless literary crushes. At least I'm aware of my own problems. That's worth something, right? Right?