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27 F Grand Rapids, MI

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11, 2006
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Write a few sentences about yourself, it says. Sigh...this would require overcoming my powerful sense of apathy, wouldn't it? Bother...

"A few sentences about yourself"

There, satisfied?

I am snide, bored senseless, and yet, still here
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
would you believe nothing?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
obscure references, puns, general nerdiness. using flowery language to describe vulgar subjects.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my antlers. they don't show up in photos for some reason, though. odd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
At some point I will get around to this. As of now, here's the current favorites:

A: Anything by E.E. Cummings B: Just saw "Jarhead", and thought it was damn good. My friend who's father was in the war says it was pretty accurate, and the movie is as pretty as carnage can be. C: They Might Be Giants is topping my list right now. D: Judging by the rubble all over my floor, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups have been popular recently.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aside from food, water, air, and all that survival rot? Hmmm...

Words, preferably arranged into poetry and other enjoyable mediums. Photos, preferably pretty ones of girls. People, preferably amusing ones who tickle my proverbial fancy. Comfy things Computers/Internet Hitachi Magic Wand
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
mr youse needn't be so spry concernin questions arty

each has his tastes but as for i i likes a certain party

gimme the he-man's solid bliss for youse ideas i'll match youse

a pretty girl who naked is is worth a million statues

Oh, E.E. Cummings, you have stolen my mind away...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for something to do, and ending up reading or surfing the net. E.E. Cummmings is the only person who loves me. Digging up his grave every time gets tiring, though.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're female, think I'm cute, and can put up with my shameless literary crushes. At least I'm aware of my own problems. That's worth something, right? Right?