Some brilliant mathematician once said two positives can never equal a negative...yea, right! Anything is possible!
Let’s face it, profiles don’t mean a thing. It’s just a self-description.
Why does everyone put things we all have in common on their profile? You know what I mean…here’s the list of keywords:
and let’s not leave out the reliable "down to earth"
Is there a human who doesn't like to snuggle on the couch and watch a movie?
I had to stop going to the beach because it's been so overcrowded with people who have met on the internet!
If it were up to me, you should have to get three ex-spouses/boyfriends/girlfriends to write your profile. Then we’d know the real you/me....maybe.
With that said…I like the regular stuff (see above), but here is what really makes me tick and a bit different than most.
Peace loving natural holistic spiritual libertarian old hippie with a NY attitude northwestern mellowness vivid imagination quasi crazy (according to society) completely sane (in the eyes of the sovereign-minded) somewhat kinky very adventurous but there's no place like home kind of guy.
They laugh at me because I am so different. I laugh at them because they are all the same. One of my mottoes in life is, “Your opinion of me is none of my business.”
There is no box. Faith (not religion) and hedonism carry me through each day. The faith part is not something to talk about casually, just something to try to live. Have strong belief in karma and forgiveness (including self). My short-term goal is to try to remember why I went into that room. My long-term goal is to become the person my dogs think I am.
Also have a belief in the private over the public sector. Humans will never solve the world's problems so long as we continue to believe that government has the solutions. They have become just another big business (the biggest actually). Otherwise, my life is about learning, exploration, adventure, production, fun and a few beers every now and then. The universe is freaking amazing and I want to learn why....
Bottom line is that nobody is perfect and I am the perfect example of that. I am a work in progress and do not get caught up in the material world. I know that the most important things in life aren’t things. I don't believe in coincidence. Everything happens for a reason.
My life as a quickie:
Born in Brooklyn (turdy-turd street) and raised on Long Island…having lived from the Florida Keys to Oregon and from NY to San Diego. In my younger daze (pun intended), I moved around a lot. Yea, I’ve been to all 50 states. In the last several years I've spent time in NY, Florida, Texas, Oregon, Nevada and now Prescott (hopefully a new home). The reasons for this would take at least a 16 oz latte to explain. Until the recent moves, I lived out in the woods of Williams, OR for over 20 years and loved every minute of it. I miss the solitude of being in nature. Having my morning coffee out on the deck, feeding the deer. Watching my neighbor, a fox, come into my compost pile at dusk to eat. Looking out at the snow capped peaks with a 360 panoramic view. Walking in the woods where the complete silence was deafening. It was a great experience. I am ready to find another spot somewhere to build another life. This time it would be nice to have a partner to share it.
Careers…Why is that the second thing people ask each other is when they meet is "what do you do?". When answering that question in the past (after the usual evasive "I do quite well"), I think teacher got the most respect, but business consultant got the funniest looks...you know, that slight head tilt that shows utter confusion. Bartending in my 20's was a lot of fun, but working for yourself is always the most rewarding. I've done that several times and hopefully will do it again.
What am I looking for? Yes, I am a hopeful romantic and can also be a bit non-vanilla at times. But I am also a realist. For me finding that elusive intellectual and spiritual connection is the toughest part. I'm always willing to try...I feel better now that we have that passion connected. Was it good for you? BTW, this profile was written by my ex-wife and two ex-girlfriends...yea, right!
Take a chance if you think we might have one and say hello.
PS If you think this one is long, you should have seen the last one.....
Everything will be all right in the end. If it isn't all right it isn't the end.