Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a gentleman; a goofball & the toughest teddy bear you've
I'm looking for a woman that's capable of conversation from
spiritual; politics or even a reason why i shouldn't take her nose.
A woman that's more concerned with the permanent things than all
the temporary temptations. Ideally I'd like to find a woman that is
evolving and can help me do the same, seriously is it really
supposed to be this difficult?
As far as what I bring to the table(if the vibe is right)
1. I'm hilarious so i'll very often make sure you've got reasons to
2. I tend to without realizing make gestures just because.
3. I am awesome to watch movies with, provided you yell at the
4. I can listen when needed and have no problem taking action when
5. I'm a manly man but also know how to chef up. I actually enjoy
cooking with some music on, it's relaxing
6. I will defeat you at scramble, probably
7. I'll definitely respect you, I believe in building people
A few of my favorite things:
1. Progress (i'm pretty ambitious)
2. I mock
3. Volunteering at food pantries
4. Music with soul
5. Laughs & they're everything
6. Cookies because they're cookies
Spiritually: I've gotten rid of most of my negativity &
recently began sporadically praying.
Mentally: I've studied a bit of philosophy and also incorporated
strategy within my thought process.
Physically: I've lost a bit over 200lbs so far.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Have my own business and working on expanding it.
Recently passed a national licensing test, yay me.
Volunteering at a food pantry roughly twice a month within the
Wrote a self help book that made it to the featured list of a
Working very slowly on turning a novel I wrote into a
Getting healthier which is kind of funny I feel better than I did
when I was 20
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
People watching and making up their back stories and laughing,
don't judge me they're usually hilariously inappropriate.
Reading people and pretty good at it. Except for some reason when a
woman likes me I'm completely oblivious, funny stories...
Telling stories I get animated especially if I just had something
with sugar, I will entertain
Embarrassing ppl on there phone that forget and leave me on
Cooking with some grooves on (it relaxes me)
Seeing things different perspectives
Valuing substance over style
Painting (kind of)
Turning chaos into opportunity
Being a good listener
Living honorably, i'm a stand up guy
Being supposedly one of the last men (I've been told)
Awesomest cuddler ever, part Teddy bear
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smell awesome
Self style and confidence
Very observant, which is funny because I'm not judgmental I just
If someone annoys me i'll take their nose (the reaction is always
I'm either quiet & thinking or the loudest person in the
I do what I feel like & don't care much for peoples rules
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: (not really a fan of reading)
The Prince: Makavelli
The Art of War: Sun Tzu
Laws of Power: some guy
Starry Night : Van Gogh (actually have a replica hanging in my
Few pieces I made hanging at my place
Wreck it Ralph (don't judge me)
Black Michael Jackson
Barry (MFN) White
80's music (just about anything from Miami Vice)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ambition, Drive, Strategy & Progress (counted as one)
Music / Soul
Good deeds, feels like nourishment
Faith that God looks after me & might think i'm hilarious (even
though i'm not that religious)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If i could only choose one, would i rather love or be loved?
I wonder if being dumb would make things easier, afterall the guy
from "Flowers for Algernon" was originally happy
Why ppl enjoy the pity parties.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either home relaxing making dinner and watching a movie.
Or with friends cracking jokes
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If i cook for you, you'll fall inn love with me.
Allegedly when i get in the mood my voice decides to get into barry
, really wish i could do it on command
I grew up a bit of a knucklehead and have been working on becoming
I like to build stuff and curse while I do it but am likely to
Sometimes my farts smell like potato chips, unfortunately not Bbq
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you really want a man that'll appreciate you and can do the
1. If you're a bit of a goofball too
2. Want to yell at the movies together
3. You're a little bit weird, normal bores me.
4. You don't habitually angry face
5. You wont assault me with celebrity gossip
6. You're a history buff
*If you're going to get mad at me about things that you pretend I
said please don't bring your crazy near me.
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