I am cynical, lazy, and nerdy.
My Self-Summary
I just finally got my Bachelor's degree in Forensic Science in
Richmond. I wait tables to pay the rent, look for a real job so I
won't be stuck doing that for my entire life, and drink to forget
about both of 'em. I am a complete pop culture junkie. I love
poker, because it combines gambling, beer, and cigarettes. Also
really into tattoos and stand-up comedy. But above all things I am
a geek (might as well be honest). Movies are my passion and what I
would be doing with my life if I had any artistic talent. As such I
have an opinion on just about everything (but not in a "I know more
than you" way).
What I’m doing with my life
Studying Forensic Science, finally finished the program, now
looking to go into lab work, doing firearm/toolmark analysis for
the state. Yeah, I'm gonna end up working for the government, but
it's interesting and what I really want to do (the analysis part,
not working for the government).
I’m really good at
Texas Hold 'em, chemistry, movie games (scene it, trivial pursuit,
or even six degrees of kevin bacon), and holding up my end of an
interesting conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a big freakin' dude. I stand at 6'3" with a wide frame. Folks
at work call me Shrek cause I'm the size of an ogre.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(A)Lord of the Rings Series, Discworld Series, Zombie Survival
Guide, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books, Timeline, Slient Bob
Speaks, Julius Caesar. COMICS: Preacher, alot of marvel, Sin
City
(B)All things Kevin Smith: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II; all are classics (I have
the Buddy Christ tattooed on my calf); the original Star Wars
trilogy, Lord of the Rings, Waiting..., SLC Punk, Reservoir Dogs,
Memento, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Monty Pyhton and the
Holy Grail, High Fidelity, Army of Darkness, Donnie Darko, Se7en,
Sin City, Do the Right Thing, Hackers, Rounders
(C)Mostly punk, real punk: Ramones, Sex Pistols, Misfits, The
Clash, The Damned, Casualties, Anti-Flag, The Exploited, G.B.H.,
Dropkick Murphys, Vandals, Buzzcocks. Other than that, Syastem of a
Down, Tenacious D, Nirvana, the Killers, MSI, mc chris, Public
Enemy, RUN DMC, NWA, Eminem, and Notorius B.I.G. Also, Johnny Cash
is the man.
(D)Sushi, steak, thai, a good burrito.
The six things I could never do without
the internet, a dvd player, camel lights, my t-shirt collection, my
car, and my family and friends (two things, but they count as one,
because they are one in the same)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
movies, coming up with the rent, how I will survive the zombie
apocalypse
On a typical Friday night I am
Serving food to people lucky enough to not have to work on the
weekend
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
One of the most unmasculine things about me: I cannot help but love
the movie RENT.
You should message me if
you have good sense of humor, can tolerate nerd tendencies, and
like to talk for hours on end about anything and everything
(particularly pop culture and politics).