Howdy Ma'am!

Well chosen, my good woman...your taste is impeccable.

You're looking at a gent who has a healthy balance of maturity and youthfulness. I'm an independent and self-sufficient sort of chap - though NOT at the expense of everyone else.

I'd like to find (a) joyous and mutually beneficial relationship/s. There's nothing exceedingly complicated about me - I take life as it comes and I'm on good terms with myself.

Don't want to own anyone and don't want to be someone's property - cuz that just ain't healthy! I DO, however, want to laugh, play and walk in the sun with a wonderful woman...is that asking for a lot?

My life's energy and potential are at their absolute prime at this moment, and I hope that what I have to offer can enrich the life of my future lover, whoever she may be. (If I waffle on too much, you can get out the waffle iron and go to town, if you like!) ;-)

Music is in my head, all day long. I enjoy listening to a wide range of musical styles and eras (ALL sorts). Funk and Soul, Jazz and Electro feature prominently.

I laugh every day (honestly). I'd say life has infinite ways to tickle ya ribs.

I consider myself to be very open-minded and non-judgemental. I appreciate, and always endeavour to show, good manners. However, my sensibilities are far from delicate...I'm virtually unshockable.

Though I am a very polite and mild-mannered guy most of the time, I simply will not accept bullshit (orders, stupidity, violence, rudeness, bigotry, e.t.c...) from anyone. (This is nothing to be concerned about - it just means that I'm not a doormat and that I'm alive and kicking.)

Deep conversations turn me on - about just about any subject. But please don't get me wrong, I can also be as frivolous, ridiculous and shallow as the next guy...I do like to mix it up a bit.

An honest, silly, colourful, pleasant and real conversation with an interesting and fun guy awaits...you just need to mail me!

Ciao!

HEY...GET THIS! It'll blow your mind: I am an Ace Pilot (Refrigerated Truck) Impressed? Didn't think so...HMMPH! I like my job...even if others think it's a joke.

As a hobby, I fix old cars (got a pair of Morris Major Elites...my adorable babies) and motorbikes.

I want to travel the World...that's in the works.
I'm still young - lot's of stuff to do...

English - I love words. Listening. I'm told I'm good at kissing. I'm not bad at Trivia competitions. Crosswords. Good at my work. Good friend.

Lots of curly hair. I sometimes make outrageous and "a-bit-wrong" statements (to amuse - not to shock), though this doesn't seem to cause me trouble or hinder my progress any! ;-)

I love CURRIES and PASTRIES and SWEETS and COFFEE.

Omniverous reader - partial to pretty use of the Language and humorous works.

Hollywood Shuffle, Amelie, The Big Lebowski are but a few movies I'm fond of. BIG fan of British comedy.

All sorts of music. Including: Funk, Soul, Funky Soul, Jazz. I also like 1930's music and daggy instrumental stuff. Electro (atmospheric house - even some hardcore doof.)

Eyes
Ears
Arms
Legs
My Family
My Mind

How can it be done better?
My Stomach - and what to fill it with.
Music.
My Health.
Current Projects.
Utter Nonsense.
Sex, Kissing and Cuddling.

Alas, at home. Not by choice - most of my mates at the moment are either married (at home), too far away or too wussy to venture out with me. Going out alone's no good....could you help, perhaps? :-)

I deliberately ran over a kid with my pushbike in 1985. He lived...he would have been sore for a while, though! (Shouldn't have dared me to!)

You've read this far! GO ON!