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53 Almondsbury, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 38–55
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 26
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from high school
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Polish (Poorly), Swedish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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No seekers for "Soul mate" who uses the phrase"jog on"..and if you have a problem with smokers just say so, don't hide it the Q&A section.
6'' , 14st and a face like a smacked a*se.
Shaven head and face but left the eyebrows on.
I.Q. of 138, so no couch potato or football fan.
Job: geeky..Mobile Telephone Systems Protocol Analyst/Tester.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bumbling my way through.
Life aim? Have fun ....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, cryptic crosswords, my job.
Trying not to laugh too much when confronted with Astrology, Religion, reflexology, Omega-B, chiropractic, healing stones or any other sort of pseudo-science.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Slaphead, though it is through choice, and the fact that I was blessed with a face that makes people think I'm about to tw@t them. I'm not really, quite a chipper chappy on the inside.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Historical biographies, the early and late Roman Republic, chess, Caro Emerald, Modest Mouse.
Food? Neither Gourmet nor Gourmand, though I do quite like Italian (non-pasta) and Polish.
Sport: watching Rugby Union Internationals.
TV? I am aware of a phenomenon known as "Soaps" but fail to understand why watching someone else's problems is entertaining.
Films: Devil, Conspiracy, Unthinkable.
Coupling, Big Bang Theory, Fawlty Towers, IT Crowd.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Work, family, pubs, sex 'n' drugs 'n' rock'n' roll.
Well, forget the last two, don't especially like rock and roll, I believe Elvis HAS left the building, and I wouldn't have the foggiest idea where to get drugs even if I wanted them, have enough on my plate with Guinness and nicotine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Loads, find it hard to switch the little grey cells off, so tend to read a lot, watch documentaries and, big secret, read technical manuals. For fun.
Not quite Sheldon, but embarrassingly Geeky sometimes.
Enjoy Quantum physics and String theory but suspect it may just be a big practical joke.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the pub, crossword or pool, but not at the same time.
I avoid pubs that show the modern "opiate of the masses" 24/7 - religion was bad enough but Football? Ye gods....
Either that or doing something naughty on the, not that kind of naughty, but morally questionable for some rich people in California. OK, a clue.....TOR
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Is that admit as in "to confess" or as in "to allow entry" ? Hope it's the first, second sounds painful. Think that should have been phrased "to admit to" then there would be no confusion.
You should message me if
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You enjoy having a chat, fun on nights out and are not terrified by planetary alignments/misinterpreted ancient calendars. Would be nice if you understood TOR.