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32 M Oceanside, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 29
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Vietnamese (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
10 things you should know:

-I sacrificed my knees to summit Mt. Whitney
-I'm named after a British Royal, and not one of the good ones
-Estou aprendendo Português
-I once illegally entered the United States through Mexico
-I find it hard to elaborate on ideas unless I produce them in a bullet-point format
-I've only been bounced from 2 clubs in my life
-I love terrible analogies
-I can't count

ENFP, if anyone cares.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Video camera in hand. Feets moving. Eyes looking. Dance floor flailing. Kitchen cooking. Foods eating. Punching down RJ45's like a gangsta.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-CHANG-ing your point of view
-being armchair quarterback during UFC fights
-bad analogies
-spending too much on food and drink
-singing duets
-editing video
-shocking people with my mean cute angry dog
-running very slowly
-jumping rope
-arm triangles
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I eat way, way too slowly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors - Hemingway, Camus, Atwood.

Movies - I have Officially Declared™ Crazy, Stupid, Love as The Best Movie Ever,™ and Ryan Gosling is such a dreamboat. But otherwise, it's hard to list. Netflix is my friend.

TV - Arrested Development, Community, New Girl, True Detective, Veep, Homeland, It's Always Sunny, Frasier, Cheers, Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, House of Cards, Star Trek, Game of Thrones, anything Gordon Ramsay and Anthony Bourdain.

Music - Pop, R&B, hip-hop, jazz, classic rock, house, dub. Other things.

Food - Churrasco. Kale smoothies. Chicken mole. Tom yum kha. Dal makhani. Chicken pot pie. Branzino. Bratwurst. Whiskey. Stout beer. Lots of stuff. I cook a lot as well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-my iPhone
-yummy in my tummy
-punchsport fighting
-the color purple (not the movie, the color)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why I forgot my chapstick and how I can get more chapstick.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Food and beer. Food and beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm prone to tickles. It's a genetic defect that I suffer from. Tickle-itis.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you want to play True American
-and you also know the rules
-Você é Brasileira e quer me ensinar Português
-bougie, metro chinamen are your jam
-you can teach me how to dougie
-you want to watch fights
-you want me to eat you out of house and home
-your anthem is "Let's Dance"
-you think karaoke is a state of mind