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1thousandwords

30 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Very interested in learning falconry.

Grew up in Austin, TX, and then some. Dropped out of school in the 7th grade. Traveled. Partied. Met lots of cool humans.

Figured out an infinite wish loophole so I know exactly what to do when I find a magic lamp.

I'll be honest.

I like taking pictures on film.

I write, though not as much as I think I should.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a creator in a universe of raw material. Because this shit is awesome.

I make quality memories with real good people who I'm very glad to have met.

I believe that a good life is built of all the right mistakes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking.
Playing pool.

I have exceptional handwriting.

I once got a fortune cookie that said: "You will be the best."

Either the greatest fortune ever, or the laziest.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My presence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
When I was a kid I had to bring all my toys out at once because I felt bad when I neglected one for another.

If I ruled the world my entire dictatorship would be based around finding ways for me to taste a little of every living thing on earth. Take that as you will.

http://youtu.be/xrPPF6gzMJ0
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pen and paper.
Internet.
Flora&fauna.
Camera.
Water.
Unlimited Metrocard
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Words. Existence. Wacky deep stuff and also very shallow real life stuff because I'm a grown up. I think a lot about food. Like, I'll remember specific meals I had that were really excellent. I asked my buddy in Portland to overnight me a burrito from Los Gorditos. It was a part of a longer conversation and she didn't answer that part specifically so she probably thought I was joking, but I was not.

What the universe would look/sound/smell/feel/taste like if my senses were absolute.

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On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I respect these people who answer that there is no typical Friday night, I wish I could party with them. Only sometimes though because I do like being typical on Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am the most appropriate tool for the job.

I have just a really hard time thinking of shit to say to you in the first message. Seriously. Here I am having just read a bunch of stuff you consider to be important disclaimers, or clever hints at your personal you-ness, and obviously I've found this interesting since I'm about to send you a message. But what then? I just want to hang out, man. I'm not trying to get an A+ on this thing. So if I'm all, "Hey you're cool, let's hang out cause I'm way cool also" and then you're like "Prove it in a brief yet intriguing solicitation," I just want to say fuck it. For real. That's what this profile is. This IS phase one. Let's move it on and see what's what in action.

Feedback welcome.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Only if you can answer this question for yourself.

If you want to play pool. Really. I love pool.

If you take pictures too and want to go exploring sometime.

If you'd like to message me, but can't think of anything at all to say, just pick any object in your immediate vicinity and ask me my opinion on it.

I do not bike. I do not cycle. Don't ask me to ride bikes.