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30 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 7:29pm
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Other, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Austin, TX, and then some. Dropped out of school in the 7th grade. Traveled. Partied. Met lots of cool humans.

Came to New York to do some shit, so that's what I'm doing. Currently on, like, phase 3.

Figured out an infinite wish loophole so I know exactly what to do when I find a magic lamp.

I'll be honest.
What I’m doing with my life
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Creating in a universe of raw material. It's literally awesome.

Crosswords. I'm about a Wednesday.

Executing quality memories with real good people who I'm glad to have met.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

Playing pool.

I have exceptional handwriting.

I once got a fortune cookie that said: "You will be the best."

Either the greatest fortune ever, or the laziest.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My presence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sonic Youth, Talking Heads, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Brian Eno, Suicide, Com Truise, Deerhunter, Joy Division, Black Tambourine, Mission of Burma, Black Moth Super Rainbow, and Electrelane

12 Monkeys, You've Got Mail, Galaxy Quest, and other winners like those.

A Hundred Years of Solitude, The Human Condition, Invisible Cities, Pride and Prejudice, Howard's End, What If?, Dune, Nausea.

Just all food. A ton of really great food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Why? Should I be worried?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Words. Existence. Wacky deep stuff and also very shallow real life stuff because I'm a grown up. I think a lot about food. Like, I'll remember specific meals I had that were really excellent. I asked my buddy in Portland to overnight me a burrito from Los Gorditos. It was a part of a longer conversation and she didn't answer that part specifically so she probably thought I was joking, but I was not.

For money, I write about technology. Which means I spend a lot of my free time reading and thinking about the current future.



What we're going to do.

I know there's a lot of bummer shit going on in the world right now, but if you look at Planet Earth, and you take it and fold it all up just right, it's easy to see that it actually says Planet Fart.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I respect these people who answer that there is no typical Friday night, I wish I could party with them.

Only sometimes though because I do like being typical on Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I never use the word literally figuratively.

My name is Carib.
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