I am the most appropriate tool for the job.
I have just a really hard time thinking of shit to say to you in
the first message. Seriously. Here I am having just read a bunch of
stuff you consider to be important disclaimers, or clever hints at
your personal you-ness, and obviously I've found this
interesting since I'm about to send you a message. But what then? I
just want to hang out, man. I'm not trying to get an A+ on this
thing. So if I'm all, "Hey you're cool, let's hang out cause I'm
way cool also" and then you're like "Prove it in a brief yet
intriguing solicitation," I just want to say fuck it. For real.
That's what this profile is. This IS phase one. Let's
move it on and see what's what in action.