Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh hey you. I'm Jake. I'm Colombian and Italian for those who care.
We'd probably get along well. I've got a tat or two. I'd like to
make you laugh, I like witty banter, and I like sarcasm. Maybe I'll
like you too.
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently focused on my career, recruiting Software Engineers
for Audible and Amazon in NJ.
Getting the fuck outside any chance I get. Fresh air does the body
good. Volleyball, hiking, beaching, and outdoor happy hours are my
usual go to's.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. What? Yeah, listening. I'm dependable, reliable, as long
as you can be the same for me. I've got a great memory for things,
so if I remember what you said 2 saturdays ago while you were on
the phone with your Mom, don't be surprised.
I'm also that guy you know who you'll probably ask to fix your
computer or iPhone.
I speak my mind. I don't like to sugar coat things and tell you
it'll all be okay, because it probably won't. In the end you'll
thank me for it anyway. Life doesn't have a set path, and there are
plenty of ups and downs. I'm all for rolling with the punches.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Girls tend to notice my lips.. And maybe once you get to know me
you'll notice how my eyes change color.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Recently read "Horns" by Joe Hill (Stephen King's son). Powered
through A story of Ice and Fire. Read plenty of John Grisham, Tom
Clancy, Dan Brown. I really loved "The Last Question" by Isaac
Loved Argo, Office Space, Analyze This. Absolutely love Dexter,
Breaking Bad, Homeland, Sherlock (UK Version), Madmen, The
Been getting into EDM lately. Recently got an iPod again lately so
now I'm finally building my music library again. That library
consists of The Beatles, Span, Minus the Bear, Incubus, Neyo, Jay
Z, JT, Hardwell, Above and Beyond, Explosions in the Sky, Beck and
everything few and far between. Always open to suggestions. I used
to play piano and guitar, but I'm out of practice.
Completely obsessed with podcasts lately. Trying to absorb and
learn as much information as I can from them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Hot sauce
- My family
- My friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. Whether or not our society is heading in the right
direction. What the hell am I gonna do this weekend? How am I ever
gonna pay this bill? Are we the only life in the universe?
That awkward moment when we view each other's profiles and don't
bother messaging each other.
Why so many women on here use Instagram screenshots as their
profile pics... Instead of the actual picture. Cmon!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Figuring out where to either get inebriated or to dance the night
I save Netflix for Sundays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I teared up at the end of Lost.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I've held your interest this long, so what are you waiting for?
Would be an interesting change of pace having a woman put herself
out there and message me for once.
But if you just wanna shoot the shit and see where it leads, that's
just fine too.
Who are you looking for?
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