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35 Houston, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i'm terrible at this part. i'm a geek, i like to play video games (but haven't in a while), table-top games, and i talk to my cats. all three of them. one of them even talks back to me. we have lovely conversations.

*****EDITORS NOTE: some of the questions I have answered possibly no longer truthfully convey my feelings as I answered them long ago and have changed much since then. I've attempted to remedy the situation, but sifting through all of that takes time. So please take it with a grain of salt. ****

i love wizard beards, and yes, i do have beard envy. as i can't grow one myself, i will settle for fondling/admiring yours. and if you don't have one, i will just admire gandalf's. wow, i think i'm actually trying to talk you out of liking me...

i just moved back to the houston area about a year ago, after being away for 15 years. i have a lot of family here, but not many friends outside of work and the fam. i tend to be a bit of a loner, and a little asocial, so making friends can be... interesting.

i wish i had gills. my happiest dreams take place underwater.

i would someday like to raise alpaca in peru.

i need adventure and nature to feel any sense of balance in my life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mostly work, some skydiving, a bit of crafting/creating, and a smidge of relaxation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
procrastinating
killing plants
reanimating plants
befriending animals
estranging people
crocheting toys
wasting money at craft stores
cutting hair
purple
daydreaming
making lists
sleeping in
estranging people
cuddling
estranging people

only i'm not really very good at sleeping in anymore. i'm actually really good at trying to be awake the entire time the sun is up. this should be fun come summertime... also my only critics for the cuddling thing lately have been small and furry so i think they're not terribly picky.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the large blue and green cephalopod residing on my shoulder.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i wish i could figure out how to post pictures here, because then i could show you my book shelves, movie shelves, pantry, etc...
*le sigh* i suppose i will do it the old fashioned way.

books:
the lord of the rings
the hobbit
(coming soon:the silmarillion)
ender's game
speaker for the dead
xenocide
children of the mind
rendezvous with rama
rama revealed
rama II
the garden of rama
dune
dune messiah
children of dune
neverwhere
stardust
good omens
american gods
anansi boys
the ocean at the end of the lane
the graveyard book
fragile things
city of illusions
the left hand of darkness
dandelion wine
the martian chronicles
the handmaid's tale
do androids dream of electric sheep?
infinite jest
slaughterhouse five
jonathan strange and mr norrell
elfquest
the hunger games
catching fire
mockingjay
the hunger
a song of ice and fire series
alexander and the magic mouse
the saggy baggy elephant

movies, music, and food i will get around to at some point...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
something to read, an animal or several to talk to, ...i'll finish this part later...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
moving to the edge of the jungle, on the beach, building a wicked tree house, swimming, climbing and eating nuts and berries till the end of my days.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working. definitely working. not my favorite, but that's just the way it is.

when i lived near friends i would spend a social evening (be it friday or tuesday) with a select few friends on a porch (weather permitting) with good wine or beer. or cocktails. the important part is the friends and the conversation. or games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i don't have many secrets, and in the right situation, with the right person, i would probably answer any question. i see no point in putting it all out in the open, though. ;)
You should message me if
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you are the Doctor.

you actually have something to say.
you've read my profile and didn't just look at the pictures.
you are fun and interesting and silly.
you like fun and interesting and silly girls.
you drive a 67 impala. black.
you have no recent divorces or exes preventing you from being open to the idea of a real relationship. This has been a trend and I want no more of it. I want a relationship. Maybe not with you, maybe not right away, maybe we'll meet and realize we're not compatible, but if you aren't open to the idea of one, provided all parties involved are interested, then please don't. It will be a waste of my time and I am getting old. My patience is wearing thin. If you are not over someone in your past, please take the time to get over them with someone else. As a wise and handsome man once said, I'm not your steppin stone.