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23 Bellevue, WA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Judaism but it’s not important
Dropped out of Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a goofball who digs comedy, feminism, art, dogs, and delicious food.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh
Swearing entirely too much
Making lists
Seinfeld trivia
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes & lips

Also, I am a plus size babe, and I am cool with that. If you're not, then you can move right along.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ahh, I have too many favorites of all of these things!

Books: Echo, Wasteland, The Kite Runner, The Great Gatsby, Daughter of Smoke and Bone, The Help, Hotel on the Corner of Bitter and Sweet

Some of the best movies I have seen lately are: Inglorious Basterds, The Royal Tenenbaums, Song of the Sea, Selma, Amelie, Lovelace, The Grand Budapest Hotel, The Place Beyond the Pines, Don Jon

TV (I watch a lot of tv. Here are some shows that I have enjoyed.): Seinfeld, The League, Workaholics, Big Brother, It's Always Sunny, My Mad Fat Diary, New Girl, Mad Men, Parks and Rec, Orange is the New Black, Ugly Americans, Bob's Burgers, Family Guy, American Dad, Skins, Louie, Dexter, Modern Family, American Horror Story, Criminal Minds, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Drop Dead Diva, Parenthood, The IT Crowd, Portlandia, Firefly, Satisfaction, Prisoners Wives, Friends, Flight of the Conchords, O'grady, Girls, Justified, Party Down, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Don't Trust the B in Apt. 23, Scrubs, Once Upon a Time, Freaks and Geeks, The Mindy Project, True Detective, Bojack Horseman, About a Boy, Ink Master, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Better Call Saul, Inside Amy Schumer, Grace and Frankie, Daredevil, Narcos, sense8, and more.

Music: I am open to pretty much anything besides (most) country, hard metal screamo rock, and Christian

Food: yes, please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chinese food x 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why so many people don't use their turn signals
You should message me if
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You believe in equality, you dig chubby girls with big green eyes, you have a great smile, you love eating a lot of delicious food/good tv/vibing to music/comedy/weed/dogs, etc. You aren't afraid to be silly and try new things.

You are passionate and romantic and know how to express your feelings. That would be so refreshing to find.

You love naps and Broad City.

You have pictures with a dog. Those usually seem to win me over. I'm a sucker for pups.

No ultra-conservatives or extremely religious people, please!