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38 Chattanooga, TN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:35pm
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Dislikes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I live a simple life in a simple apartment. I live by a simple routine & most of my cooking is done in the microwave. I've a great, union job & I love it! I wish I could stay, while the work is steady, but my eldest son's stepfather got a job in KY, so I'll be relocating around the end of February: catch me while you can! 😄
I make good money & don't sweat my bills, but often overthink simple things, like being precise, when a half inch off doesn't matter, & any communication with the opposite sex😁
I've a handful of friends, but they're spread across the country(a couple are in Australia), so my social life is limited to Facebook, for the most part. I don't get out much anymore: I get social anxiety when I make my weekly trip to walmart.
I'm a functional alcoholic & I occasionally have sobriety binges; usually due to Facebook faux pas. I don't drink around my son. I often wonder which me he'd like better.
I only watch Cartoon Network, but I like Discovery Science, every now & then.
I avoid local channels & news because it's always bad news & it brings me down. I prefer the bliss of ignorance when it comes to politics & violence. On to my hates: it's a strong word, but I use it w/ care…
•Modern country music
•Poor grammar
•Organized religion
•Stupid people/idiocy
These are indisputable keynotes.
I keep all rooms clean, my bedroom being the exception: it's pure chaos. I'd previously blamed it on the idea that this was a temporary dwelling, but my mother died in April & I've yet to alleviate the mess. I plan to discard a lot when I start packing: get ready, Goodwill!!!
I hope that I've not lost your interest, yet! I'll skip to the next section 😓
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working 50-60hrs a week, figuring out how to make the move, & wondering if I should grow my beard again(your opinion is appreciated, but the weight of your opinion depends on our chemistry 😋). Running a great crew on a chaotic job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sheet metal work, drinking & knowing my limit, whistling on key, driving(I only drive sober: I love my car), abstract/odd humor(most people don't get my jokes or catch my wit), getting up on time, singing(I sound good in my head), sheet metal sculptures(I've made quite a few), running a sheet metal crew, sheet metal fabrication, & doing the best I can w/ that which w/ I've got to work.
Though I take pride in my grammar & punctuation, my previous sentence really bugs me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Clive Barker. I also really enjoyed Eat, Love, Pray, so I'm open to suggestions, but I'm NOT an avid reader, but I'm open to suggestions.
Some of my favorites include, but aren't limited to Boondock Saints, Dune, Nightmare Before Christmas, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Tombstone, & Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. This list could go on & on, but I'll digress.
The Amazing World of Gumball, Adventure Time(my all-time favorite), Teen Titans Go!, Teen Titans, American Dad, Robot Chicken, Boondocks, Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons, & Family Guy. I used to enjoy Castle, Bones, Grey's Anatomy, The Big Bang Theory, The Mentalist, & Hannibal, but since I got cable, I stick to CN(Cartoon Network. It's strange: CN is full of humor, but CNN is depressing).
I'll keep it simple & say anything but modern country & gospel. I classify southern rock as country, too: not a fan of Lynrd Skynrd: I couldn't care less if I spelled it correctly. If it's got a good beat & a catchy sound, I'm into it. If it's got a southern "twang", I'm out.
I don't like the texture of onions, but I like the flavor they give. I love sushi, but nothing of the squid family: too rubbery. "Squidbillies" is awesome, but I just can't eat them. I don't like meat w/ fat that isn't chewable.
Other than that, I'm friends w/ food & open to trying new things, w/in reason.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, food, water, & vital organs: all necessary for my human body to survive.
Arms & genitals: if either were lost, I'd find "a reason to carry on" difficult to fathom. If I only lost my right arm, I'm sure I could learn to…cope 😜
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I waste my time here(on OKC) when no one, for whom I show interest, ever responds.
Why people in high rank/status have such little concern for anyone else, including their inheritors.
How to eliminate the idiots who hold the power.
Why I only attract overweight & older women.
All the things I'll do when I hit the powerball jackpot.
Whether or not I've made all preparations for the next day.
When I'll find the love of my life & how we will better each other's lives.
Why I suffer episodes of Uncle Grandpa & Clarence :P
These are just the tip of a gargantuan iceberg. My mind races, but these are some often visited ideas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wishing I was hanging out with my 13yr old son, playing Xbox One.
Waiting for the new moon to start making decisions.
Wishing you could help me fill those voids, if you've had the patience to read all this 😘
You should message me if
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…you feel so inclined.