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38 M Chattanooga, TN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:49pm
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Dislikes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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It's a rainy, Monday afternoon & I'm alone w/ The Amazing World of Gumball in the background. My window is opened, so I just heard the ice cream truck go by: yes, on a rainy day! :P I'm sure it's a front for drug sales, but I digress. It's about 6:30pm & I've had about a half pint of vodka, which means I'm about halfway ready for sleep (+/-1.5hrs).
I prepared my coffee, lunch, snack, vitamins, & water supply for tomorrow, before I began my indulgence: so goes my evenings.
Bah! The rain is done :(
It's cool though, I'm happy in my space. It's a unique & melancholy brand of happiness, but it's mine. The kitchen & living room are clean. The dishes are washed & the countertop shines.
My room is a work awaiting progress. My mother died on April 11th & my sister & her boyfriend moved in, in January, to get on their feet, but wound up being a great help taking care of my mother while I was working in AL. We'd found out, shortly after I began work, that my mother had stage 4 cancer in her brain & lungs. She died 2 weeks after I got home from my job.
I tried to be civil, but my sister can't handle her alcohol & they've a 2yr old daughter. Her boyfriend wasn't much better: a pill-head & a sloppy beer-drinker. Not that my vodka habit is any better, but I keep a clean house, outside of my room.
I got fed up with their messes & lies.
Bah! I know this may be TMI, but it's where I'm at.
Long story shorter, they're out & I'm content :)
I like to stay at home & I hate politics & local television stations & their terrible commercials. I don't like to see the news because there is rarely any good news. I'd rather not know who got shot or whose home burned down or how many were killed in some far away land. I've enough of my own concerns & I'm not allowed to vote, so I see no point in complaining about the state of the union.
I get my eldest(12) son every weekend or other weekend, at his discrepancy. We play various video games & munch at will, i.e. we have fun & laugh a lot doing as little as possible. Isn't that the point of R & R? We escape the trials & tribulations of our mundane lives to enjoy each other's company & it's my favorite time of the week.
I've also a 5yr old son in CA & a 21yr old daughter in Knoxville. I love them & miss them both. Ask me & I'll tell the tales, but they're rather long & I seem to be rambling.
I'm a long time loner. I've been alone long enough that it's just life.
I've a creative streak: I've fabricated many sheet metal art projects, done a bit of wood carving, designed all(but one) of my tattoos, & done all of my piercings with the exception of my tongue. I like to draw & write poetry, but inspirations to do so are far & few between.
I'm soft spoken until I'm comfortable which is when my unique & random sense of humor breaks out. It's rarely taken well, which is likely one if the reasons I dwell in singularity. My favorite joke always leaves people confused/concerned, but I find humor in nonsense. Idk. I'm rare & real.
"Too strange to live, but too rare to die"
I don't really expect to find any real connections here, but I'm eternally optimistic :P
I do best one on one & I'm willing to meet in public places. Groups make me nervous, though, & I'm nervous when meeting new people. I know, I'm really not a good match for anyone. Bah! I really hope that's not true :-/
Roll the dice! I'm nice & do my best not to offend :)
What I’m doing with my life
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Working every weekday & drinking every weeknight, except Friday. I don't drink when I have my son. I play Xbox alone rarely because it's just not that much fun alone & I don't have any real friends on Xbox, aside from my son. I watch Cartoon Nerwork every waking hour when I'm at home. I hate Clarence, though it does make me laugh sometimes.
Trying to keep up with the bills & getting used to living life alone, again.
Trying to stay off of Facebook because I always say stuff I regret.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sheet metal lay-out & fabrication, creating art from scrap metal, playing Skyrim & Minecraft, fixing things, & gothic make up.
Getting better at Titanfall every weekend :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes & jaw line.
I guess I look unapproachable, because I rarely get a second glance. If I do, I never catch it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: anything by Clive Barker & ,strangely enough, I did enjoy Eat, Love, Pray.
Although I've enjoyed reading, I loathe finding books to read & rarely do so.

Movies: ugh...Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Tombstone, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Kill Bill, The Doors, District 9, Project X, Dune, Donnie Darko, Hell Ride, Pan's Labyrinth, The Nightmare Before Christmas, anything by David Lynch, The Boondock Saints, the Hellraiser series, Evil Dead, A Clockwork Orange, et cetera, et cetera....

Shows: Adventure Time(I own the 1st two seasons), The Regular Show, Robot Chicken, Teen Titans, Teen Titans Go!, The Big Bang Theory, House, The Middle, Modern Family, TMZ, Suburgatory, Fringe, Carnivàle(a friend gave me season 1 & I bought season 2[second-hand]), Castle, Grey's Anatomy, The Mentalist, The Simpsons, Futurama, American Dad, (I miss)Southpark, Under The Dome, Family Guy, Dragonball Z, How I Met Your Mother, Rules of Engagement, Two Broke Girls, & Hannibal.
I loathe reality television: I see television as an escape from reality & I fail to see the entertainment value of seeing real people stab one another in the back for money. That's the purpose of horror movies ;)

Music: Too many to list, so I'll hit the high spots: Depeche Mode, Kesha, Dr. Dre, Marilyn Manson, Fun, The Cure, Korn, Skinny Puppy, Gwar, Avenged Sevenfold, Gotye, Of Monsters & Men, Portishead, The Doors, Metallica(when they had long hair), King Diamond, Slayer, et cetera. I like a lot of dub step, but I don't know many(any) names. Same w/ techno & pop. I like some classic country, but despise any modern country. Ironically, I enjoy blue-grass.
My two favorite songs, at the moment, are Sail by AWOLNation & Radioactive by Imagine Dragons(needs revision, but they're still great songs. I'm kind of ashamed to admit my latest favorites :p Not many great songs on the radio, right now)

Food: I'm pretty open to giving almost anything a chance.
I guess my favorite, so far, is lamb-chops or sushi(anything NOT in the squid family)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. O2
2. H2O
3. Food
4. Functional organs
5. My middle child; my eldest son; my closest off-spring.
6. My iPhone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dreams of traveling.
Sex & companionship.
Who will be my soulmate?
What is the purpose of life?
When will I find the one who completes me? When will I find true love? When will I be able to use more than 3% of my mind?
Where should I travel when I can afford to do so? Where is she? Where should I be?
Why am I still alone? Why am I so afraid?
How will I make her happy when I find her? How will I keep life interesting?
How will I better myself today?
I should be afraid of what I may attract.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing Xbox w/ my son
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been a single recluse for about 6 years.
Women actually edit their profiles after I message them. I'm very polite, I make no sexual references, & I share my genuine interest, but I guess my age makes me "creepy".
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–42
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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…you're adventurous & care to delve into a strange persona. You should message me if you've read my profile & find, within it, the troubles I've overcome & those I plan to overcome worth your time. You should message me if you are curvy without rolls: yes, I'm not into so-called "big, beautiful women". There is a fine line between big & beautiful. You should message me if you're fit & beautiful. You should message me if you feel average, because average seems to be what I find beautiful, but an average body can be ruined by a face. You should message me if you want, but I can't guarantee I'll message back. I have kids & don't want anymore. If you're 18, beautiful, & have a kid or kids, I'm not going to reply because you're an idiot. Idk. Message me regardless of anything I've said.
I doubt I'll get any messages, yet I look forward to the few who dare ;)