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23Brak

38 M Chattanooga, TN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–42
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Construction
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live a simple life in a simple apartment. I live by a simple routine & most of my cooking is done in the microwave: I sometimes use the oven when my son is here on the weeked(I can make a Totino's pizza taste great). I've a great, union job & I love it! I make good money & don't sweat my bills, but often overthink everything :P
I've a handful of friends, but they're spread across the country(a couple are in Australia), so my social life is limited to Facebook, for the most part. I don't get out much anymore: I get social anxiety when I make my weekly trip to walmart.
I'm a functional alcoholic & I occasionally have sobriety binges; usually due to Facebook faux pas. I don't drink when my son is here. I often wonder which me he'd like better.
I usually only watch Cartoon Network, unless it's a stupid, overplayed movie or my son is bored w/ it, in which case, we switch to Discovery Science, which is a nice change of pace.
I avoid local channels & news because it's always bad news & it brings me down. I prefer the bliss of ignorance when it comes to politics & violence. On to my hates: it's a strong word, but I use it w/ care…
•Politics
•Modern country music
•Poor grammar
•Sports
•Organized religion
•Stupid people/idiocy
These are indisputable keynotes.
I keep all rooms clean, my bedroom being the exception: it's pure chaos. I'd previously blamed it on the idea that this was a temporary dwelling, but my mother died in April & I've yet to alleviate the mess. I'm sure that my mania will kick in sometime & I'll get it organized :P
I'm guessing that I've lost your interest by now, so I'll skip to the next section :-/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm pretty sure I covered this in the section above: living a rather lame existence w/ too much free time ill-spent.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sheet metal work, drinking & knowing my limit, whistling on key, driving(I only drive sober: I love my car), abstract/odd humor(most people don't get my jokes or catch my wit), getting up on time, singing(I sound good in my head), sheet metal sculptures(I've made quite a few), running a sheet metal crew, sheet metal fabrication, & doing the best I can w/ that which w/ I've got to work.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Anything by Clive Barker. I also really enjoyed Eat, Love, Pray, so I'm open to suggestions, but I'm NOT an avid reader.
Movies:
Some of my favorites include, but aren't limited to Boondock Saints, Dune, Nightmare Before Christmas, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Tombstone, & Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. This list could go on & on, but I'll digress.
Shows:
The Amazing World of Gumball, Adventure Time(my all-time favorite), Teen Titans Go!, Teen Titans, American Dad, Robot Chicken, Boondocks, Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons, & Family Guy. I used to enjoy Castle, Bones, Grey's Anatomy, The Big Bang Theory, The Mentalist, & Hannibal, but since I got cable, I stick to CN :-/
Music:
I'll keep it simple & say anything but modern country & gospel. I classify southern rock as country, too: not a fan of Lynrd Skynrd: I couldn't care less if I spelled it correctly. If it's got a good beat & a catchy sound, I'm into it.
Food:
I don't like the texture of onions, but I like the flavor they give. I love sushi, but nothing of the squid family: too rubbery. I don't like meat w/ fat that isn't chewable.
Other than that, I'm friends w/ food & open to trying new things w/in reason.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, food, water, & vital organs: all necessary for my human body to survive.
Arms & genitals: if either were lost, I'd find reason to carry on difficult to fathom. If I only lost my right arm, I'm sure I could learn to…cope :P
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work.
Why I waste my time here(on OKC) when no one, for whom I show interest, ever responds.
Why people in high rank/status have such little concern for anyone else, including their inheritors.
How to eliminate the idiots who hold the power.
Why I only attract overweight & older women.
All the things I'll do when I hit the powerball jackpot.
Whether or not I've made all preparations for the next day.
When I'll find the love of my life & how we will better each other's lives.
Why I suffer episodes of Uncle Grandpa & Clarence :P
These are just the tip of a gargantuan iceberg. My mind races, but these are some often visited ideas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out w/ my 12yr old son, usually playing games on Xbox. We just got Destiny, so it's our go-to, right now. He's been taking a few weekends at his mother's house lately. I spend such weekends lost & wondering what to do w/ my time. Maybe you could help me fill those voids, if you've had the patience to read all this :P
You should message me if
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…you feel so inclined.