I have cookies. Nothing else matters. The cake may be a lie, but cookies aren't.
What I’m doing with my life
Work, study, play guitar, hang out with friends, play video games and argue with people on the internet. And eat cookies of course.
I’m really good at
Whistling. I do it when the song I'm trying to sing goes too high for my voice. And because my voice is pretty low, it happens quite a lot, so I get a lot of practice.
And also speaking English with a strong Russian accent. Despicable Me style.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm tall.
And girls from here also often complain about my choice of shirts. So if you are going to judge me by my clothes, think if you would still like to meet me if I wore a clown costume. One of these days I might. I don't put a lot of effort into the first impression (though I don't usually intentionally put on clown costumes for that either), so you can be (fairly) certain that it can only get better. And if you decide that you wouldn't want to meet, eat a cookie, and see if that changes things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books, movies, shows: Sci-Fi. You may call me Zefram Cochrane, and I'm 2 years old right now, hence the cookies and stuff.
Food: not onions, so you'll be fine.
Music: Rock. Particularly Grunge. But actually anything will do that doesn't sound phony. Guitar and bass riffs, and creative (as opposed to monotone and just loud) drumming make everything better (hint: not Techno or [most of?] Death Metal).
The six things I could never do without
Happiness, love, sunshine, rainbows, unicorns, and most importantly cookies, because they make all the previous things real. Cookies are love, cookies are life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nope. I'd prefer it if you thought that I'm always thinking about cookies. Would be less awkward.
On a typical Friday night I am
Happily riding unicorns under sunshine into the Lands of Love, to see the newest exhibitions of the most beautiful rainbows in the whole world.
I feel like I forgot something... Let me know if you figure it out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not fat, because the cookies are a lie after all.
You should message me if
you want to go on a quest looking for happiness, love, sunshine, rainbows and unicorns, so that we won't need help from cookies any more to have those things.