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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 30
6' 4" (1.92m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), German (Fluently), Ukrainian (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have cookies. Nothing else matters. The cake may be a lie, but cookies aren't.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, study, play guitar, hang out with friends, play video games and argue with people on the internet. And eat cookies of course.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whistling. I do it when the song I'm trying to sing goes too high for my voice. And because my voice is pretty low, it happens quite a lot, so I get a lot of practice.

And also speaking English with a strong Russian accent. Despicable Me style.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm tall.

And girls from here also often complain about my choice of shirts. So if you are going to judge me by my clothes, think if you would still like to meet me if I wore a clown costume. One of these days I might. I don't put a lot of effort into the first impression (though I don't usually intentionally put on clown costumes for that either), so you can be (fairly) certain that it can only get better. And if you decide that you wouldn't want to meet, eat a cookie, and see if that changes things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books, movies, shows: Sci-Fi. You may call me Zefram Cochrane, and I'm 2 years old right now, hence the cookies and stuff.

Food: not onions, so you'll be fine.

Music: Rock. Particularly Grunge. But actually anything will do that doesn't sound phony. Guitar and bass riffs, and creative (as opposed to monotone and just loud) drumming make everything better (hint: not Techno or [most of?] Death Metal).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Happiness, love, sunshine, rainbows, unicorns, and most importantly cookies, because they make all the previous things real. Cookies are love, cookies are life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nope. I'd prefer it if you thought that I'm always thinking about cookies. Would be less awkward.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Happily riding unicorns under sunshine into the Lands of Love, to see the newest exhibitions of the most beautiful rainbows in the whole world.

I feel like I forgot something... Let me know if you figure it out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not fat, because the cookies are a lie after all.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to go on a quest looking for happiness, love, sunshine, rainbows and unicorns, so that we won't need help from cookies any more to have those things.