Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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Fuck you...I just want something real.
I am sarcastic and witty, I like to make people laugh. I enjoy
baking, and cooking, rollerskating, drawing, eating at places that
serve great salads, hanging out at coffee shops, bars if there is
trivia maybe, having conversations with someone who knows how to
make me laugh or engage me intellectually. I used to own a scooter
but someone stole it which was probably for the best considering
I'm a little reckless. I am now riding the bus because it saves me
lots of money and I enjoy walking around town more than intentional
I don't like closed minded pessimistic people, I don't like people
who choose to believe every conspiracy theory that they hear, I'm
not attracted to extremely out of shape people, or people who are
extremely introverted and play video games all day. I don't smoke
weed and I prefer a guy who doesn't either. I do indulge in tobacco
but I will quit someday, other than that I care about my health and
body. I don't drink at all, but I also don't need to in order to
have a good time ;).
Tips #1 Have a pic on your profile.
I really like confidence and sometimes even cockiness, I like
people who have plans for their future. Wittiness is also
I'm not into FWB or this "hooking up" culture, you guys should
stick to Tinder. I just don't find it satisfying. That's from
personal experience. At 29 I feel I am comfortable enough with
myself to ask for what I want. I am sort of an open book about what
I like because not enough women are and that sucks :).
I live in Westport, I am going to school full time (business major)
I love to talk about economics and social issues. Debating is
fun...I'm sort of a "contrarian" and I like to think I could
convince anyone of anything. I would be a lawyer but I know too
many miserable ones. Socially liberal and fiscally
conservative...the internet says I'm a leftist Libertarian but I
really don't feel like one. I just think this country needs a lot
of reform (prison system and schools mostly). Whatever now I'm
I love animals but I don't own any. Random fact.
I don't have kids.
I'm not on any medications.
Ok, enough about me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on getting a degree, getting smarter, building my
character. Fucking off on the internet. Enjoying life. Thinking a
lot about economics.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sketchart/pointillism, cooking, making jam/preserves, breaking
silences, making people laugh, giving people advice (worth exactly
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sense of humor...or blond hair/blue eyes. Maybe legs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am obsessed with Oxford style debates. I like a lot of different
types of music but i tend to gravitate towards whatever gets me
motivated to work out or makes me want to move.. Right now it's
Phoenix, Passion Pit, AWOLNATION, and a lot of stuff they play on
the Buzz because it's a great station. Also a sprinkling of dubstep
and I'm pretty schooled on the classics. I like listening to
podcasts about science and current events, social issues,
I don't have a TV because those things always try to sell me shit I
don't need :) but as far as shows go I like: Parks and Recreation,
Arrested Development, Girls, Breaking Bad, cooking shows and
documentaries occasionally. I despise reality TV, gives me dirty
feeling I get when I'm at my dad's house and Jerry Springer or
Judge Judy comes on...they are both well beyond their expiration
date IMO and overall depressing and cringe worthy. I love the
internet. I love trivia, and I could school just about anyone at
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, music, exercise, salads, internet, conversations.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to improve the country, economic issues, how I will get
wealthy, what I want in a relationship, self improvement, finding
fulfillment, having more fun, my future, staying pretty, being an
asset to a company someday. Someday I'm going to update my resume
to perfection and learn to create a lucrative Linkedin
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for cheap ways to enjoy myself, working on art, creating
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I just lost my last baby tooth (I'm 29).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are smart, confident, attractive, and not insane, don't wear
Tapout shirts, not a juggalo, not just trying to fuck (go to Tinder
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