I love bacon, football, wolves, and beer. I love the fact that the squirrels in my yard knock on the door so I will bring them food. I like when it's 58 degrees out at 2 in the morning. I wish I could ride a unicycle, but I've never been around one in person, so I've never been able to try.
Sometimes when I swim, I worry that a shark is going to attack me. Even if I'm in someone's backyard pool. I friggin' hate sharks!
There are probably more things I could say, or tell you, but at this point I'm just rambling. Like I said, "I hate writing essays."