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46 M Alameda, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 31–49
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:53pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Smart aleck with an inclination towards tinkering; Computers - Cars - Motorcycles - Brains - The status quo. You may find me walking down the street, pretending I'm a tough guy... but underneath it all, I'm a soft, cuddly bunny wabbit. Well, 'cept for the long ears, the fluffy tail and that whole "soft" part.


On second thought, maybe that's a bad analogy.

Originally from the East Coast, I've lived primarily in Bay Area for most of my life. I moved to NYC a few years ago, but realized after a couple of years that San Francisco is truly my home. Most of my family is in New York — and it's my second favorite city — so I visit as often as possible.

I am attracted to the obtuse, the extraordinary, and the things that make everyone else scratch their head and type #OMGWTFBBQ into their Twitter accounts. You know that story you've heard about your friend's neighbor's father's dog walker who had that crazy thing happen to their nephew? Yeah. That's usually me. I've lived a unique, blessed, roller coaster of a life up to this point and I'm looking to share the ride.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in the tech industry as a web programmer and designer. I've worked with computers most of my life, but I've also been fortunate to get my hands dirty in a lot of different areas, which keeps my ADD-driven brain happy. I've researched toxicology and muscular distrophy, cooked at a Michelin-rated restaurant, programmed video games, been a zoo curator, a bouncer, and a roadie for punk/metal bands. I've definitely found my niche with web hacking, though. Due to the fact that the Internet is constantly evolving, there's always something new to learn, so the ADD monster is kept at bay!

As far as the non-work stuff goes, I'm a passionate motorcyclist and I'm hoping to find fellow motorcycle riders on here, not just passengers (although, that'd be just dandy.) Auto racing & mechanics, scrabbling, kick-boxing and reptile-cuddling also come to mind.

I'm also a big fan of doing things instead of watching things.
Couch-jockeys, World of Dorkcraft and Internet junkies, move along, this is not the profile you are looking for. (Don't get me wrong, I love a good 20-hour session on the Playstation, but all things in moderation, ya know?)

Sorry ladies, but in my photos section you will NOT find photos of me with my shirt off, perched atop a mountain, playing with a lion cub, whilst locked in an Upward Dog yoga pose. I realize that these images are prerequisites for men on this site, but I just so happen to be close friends with some of the OKCupid site moderators, and they gave me a free pass.

Maybe if we hit it off, I'll send you a couple of shots of my cat, who thinks he's a lion. We'll take things one step at a time from there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding needles in haystacks. Untying knots. Getting that parking space right out front. Making you laugh. Kissing. Scrabble. Racing cars across the continental US. Voice overs. Fixing stuff that's done been brokededed. Crossword puzzles & Sudoku. Muay Thai. Throwing together contest-winning Halloween costumes at the last minute. Meeting my parole officer on time. (KIDDING!
I'm always late.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...that I'm lurking on their fire escape at 3am wearing nothing but a bullwhip and a mankini.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is an ever-evolving list, but here goes:

Books: I lean towards fiction, sci-fi, crime, and classics, but I definitely don't restrict myself to these genres. Max Brooks' World War Z, N. Stephenson's Snowcrash, Eats, Shoots & Leaves, Douglas Adams, Coetzee, Kafka, London, Lovecraft, Orwell, Poe, Tom Stoppard, Shakespeare, Sendak, Shel Silverstein, Hunter S. Thompson, Wilde, Wells, and much more now that I have a kindle account.
Currently reading: The Science of Evil by Simon Baron-Cohen
Just finished: REAMDE by Neal Stephenson (Two thumbs up!)

Movies: The Princess Bride, The Host (Korea), Let the Right One In, Battle Royale, Young Frankenstein, Snatch, Everything is Illuminated, Dr Strangelove, Tucker & Dale vs Evil, Seven Samurai, Fight Club, Army of Darkness, Shaun of the Dead, Coen Bros, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Shoot 'em Up, Hot Fuzz, The Good The Bad & The Ugly, Cabin in the Woods, Time Bandits, Godzilla movies, Zombieland, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, and last but not least, The Jerk.

TV: My television and I broke up a long time ago.
Lately, my monitor == TV.
That said, some of my all time favorites from Netflix/BBC TV are The IT Crowd, Life on Mars (UK version), The Mighty Boosh, Dexter, Big Bang Theory, Firefly, Walking Dead, and Game of Thrones.

I'm also a huge MotoGP fan.

Music: From Bach to Beastie Boys my musical tastes are fairly boundless. I listen to Hip Hop, Classical, Opera, classic Country, Metal, Big Band, Hardcore Punk, Showtunes (yep, I said it,) Blues, Funk, and more.

Food: I love to try new things, but I have a special place in my heart for Italian, Thai, Mexican, and Indian food. I was once a big fan of sushi, until I was made aware of the dire state of the global tuna population. (I apologize in advance for ruining sushi for my fellow foodies out there, but I feel that it's important enough to make you well-informed sushi consumers.)

Spicy = good
Extra Spicy = Better
5 Alarm Spicy= Best!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A sharp, fibrox-handled, 8" Victorinox (RIP Forschner!)
2. A motorized mode of transport. (Ideally, one where the wind is hitting my face.)
3. C8-H10-N4-O2 suspended in 200°F H20 (What the...?)
4. A tasty, undiscovered, city restaurant
5. A good set of box-end wrenches
6. Good Pizza!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not Spirit and Opportunity are lonely out there after all this time. (Update: Well, I suppose not so much, now that Curiosity is up there to keep them company.)

How some people can get so worked up about Internet-based acronyms and emoticons. Taken from a grammar-snob's perspective, I totally get it, but seriously? Life is too short to stress out over something that has become so commonplace.

The four stages of competence and if I only knew what they were...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

(In retrospect, I really should have chosen a safe word with fewer syllables.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
• Guys that kill zombies turn you on.†
• You've got gumption.
• You can tell me what the hell gumption means.‡
• You can correct the multitude of punctuation, spelling & grammatical errors in my profile. Seriously. My 5th grade English teacher, is turning; in, her grave.

† Well, I haven't actually killed any yet...I'm working on that part.

‡ I think "gumption" may have something to do with grilled cheese sandwiches or those wind-up clapping monkeys, but I'm not sure.