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26 Kitchener, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:19pm
Gay, Demisexual, Asexual
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yes, my username is a Mean Girls reference (too gay to function), no my name is not Damien.

I am absolutely terrible at these "fill in your own profile things". My name is Alexander, but I go by Alex. Fun fact: I was born and raised in Montreal, but I moved to this area when I was 8 because of my Dad's work. Been stuck in Kitchener ever since.

Before we get any further, we are having this conversation now: I'm a gray asexual, which is why I have both demisexual and asexual listed. Gray-asexual means that I rarely develop a sexual attraction to anyone (compared to an asexual who doesn't experience any sexual attraction). The only time I might develop a sexual attraction to someone after have developed a romantic bond with someone (the definition of demisexual).

That being said, despite being in love with someone, I more than likely not want to have sex. I don't enjoy the act personally. I adore foreplay and providing any form of romantic affection only. So, if this is an issue, speak now to me. I don't mind getting questions about this.

If I haven't scared you off yet - please, keep reading!

I love to make people smile. I'm generally torn between being the optimist, realist, or the pessimist.

I love to cook with and for my friends whenever I have a chance. I always found cooking a way to bond with people that you love, and for people that you care about. So if you want a home cooked meal, I can make you one.

I'm also an avid Video Gamer, usually RPGs are my thing, but I do have a soft spot for Pokémon.

I write, and its usually very random stuff. Some of my writing can be found on my Tumblr, while the rest of it lives on my hard drive or my Google Drive.

I’m spontaneous yet sometimes predictable.

I try to be as honest as possible, but like anyone else, I may, and have, lied through my teeth.

I’m silly, weird in my own way and sassy. There is rarely a dull moment in my life.

I quote things I like all the time, randomly.

However, most of all, I’ll try to be a good friend.

Oh yeah, I don't know how to flirt or read flirting. I'm terrible with those social cues.
What I’m doing with my life
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Officially starting to work towards getting a degree in Social Work, preferably a Masters. It's going to be a long process as I'll be doing it with a reduced course load. At Conestoga for fall 2015 to upgrade my lame high school marks. Currently off Wednesdays (darn, I can't wear pink to school) Who knows, maybe you'd like to come and join me for the ride.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
apparently making people know that they are cared about, and also making them laugh. Don't ask me how, I think I have a lame sense of humour.

Supposedly, I'm also a good kisser, and also good at foreplay.

Also, I'm good at spelling to a degree... when I'm not using a phone to type everything out.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My voice, my size... I really don't know. I would need to ask someone about this...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: All time favourite is the Harry Potter series, particularly Goblet of Fire. I do like to read parody novels, some intellectual books (this is very mood dependent) and usually whatever I can get my hands on when I'm bored to death.

Movies: Mean Girls (obviously) , Clue, The Muppets, Pacific Rim to name a few. My taste is small but somehow it can be eclectic at times. I don't tend to watch movies since I play more video games and to me, its an interactive movie that I control.

Shows: I don't watch TV anymore... no cable. Although I rewatch bad shows/really old shows and make fun of them. I also have an odd soft spot for really trashy television from time to time.

Shows I watch when I'm at a place with cable: Wheel of Fortune (I'm kinda good at this game), Jeopardy (I'm kinda bad at this game, but it makes me feel smart if I get one right) etc.

Music: Usually whatever is playing, although musicals and video game music tend to be heard from my room.

Food: I love food. I will try anything once. My favourite food is lasangna as I could just eat that every day for the rest of my life.

Video Games: Final Fantasy, Shin Megami Tensei: Persona and You Must Build a Boat are a few to mention. Of course, Pokémon lives here too. Currently though, I am playing Tomodachi Life and Final Fantasy XIV.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My cellphone, it is my everything now. I wasn't like this before but I became it. Oh well.
- my friends and family as they are the core that built me to who I am today.
-Chocolate. I freaking love that stuff.
- Ice Tea for the summer, Hot beverages in the winter.
- The Internet, since it's really, really great! (Don't even think of finishing this lyric).
- and there are more than six, so you'll need to ask me about it later :P
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
To a degree, anything. I have a lot of thoughts in my head and sometimes, I just don't have the time to write them all down.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at a friend's house/friend is over at my place, hanging out or I'm on my computer surfing Tumblr, or playing one of my video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret now, would it?
You should message me if
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-you like being silly
- you like food
- you won't judge me for my stupid lack of logicical sense that come at random intervals.
- You want a hug, the one that means everything will be ok.
- you think we would be friends.
- You just want to hang out.