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27 Austin, TX Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:46pm
6' 6" (1.99m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English, Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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in case you're wondering. i chose the dope nom de plume 2madshort because

1. i like too short
2. my name is madison
3. im kinda tall so that's supposed to make the whole short thing funny

i at one point in my life was very passionate about things. then i started having to make my own breakfast. when im not busy working or making my own breakfast I like to

listen to records. real tangible records. like cds
Enjoying beer that I can't afford
remembering that i used to play rugby
hiking/ camping. though I'm ashamed to say my quota is not being met

im very average in every capacity. in some ways almost retarded, in others im almost capable. this whole summary is delightfully self-deprecating, so if you've made it this far, thank you, and why don't you say hi since you've already wasted this much of your time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in creative advertising. I have a bike and i like to ride it, but im really afraid of being put in a coffin here in LA. I like movies, though they keep getting worse. Love to read, mostly childrens lit and cookbooks for lesbians
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being tall but not tall enough to play college hoops. Talking to lots of people probably louder than I should. The upright bass.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How would I know how to answer this? People tend to notice I suck?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Master and Margarita, Notes From Underground, Blood Meridian, Eccentric Islands, Life On The Mississippi, The Light In August, The Minpins, Brave New World
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A toothbrush, my ego, biking, the ability to do absolutely nothing, good beer, my own two feet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
me. and what other people think about me. how tough white basketball players have it these days
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
dropping bottle service in the vip of only the most exclusive clubs in los angeles
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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this is none of your business
You should message me if
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If you would like to talk. im only marginally creepy