in case you're wondering. i chose the dope nom de plume 2madshort because

1. i like too short
2. my name is madison
3. im kinda tall so that's supposed to make the whole short thing funny

i at one point in my life was very passionate about things. then i started having to make my own breakfast. when im not busy working or making my own breakfast I like to

listen to records. real tangible records. like cds
Enjoying beer that I can't afford
editing
remembering that i used to play rugby
hiking/ camping. though I'm ashamed to say my quota is not being met

im very average in every capacity. in some ways almost retarded, in others im almost capable. this whole summary is delightfully self-deprecating, so if you've made it this far, thank you, and why don't you say hi since you've already wasted this much of your time.

Working in creative advertising. I have a bike and i like to ride it, but im really afraid of being put in a coffin here in LA. I like movies, though they keep getting worse. Love to read, mostly childrens lit and cookbooks for lesbians

Being tall but not tall enough to play college hoops. Talking to lots of people probably louder than I should. The upright bass.

How tall I am. My terrible sense of humor. This one regular drinker with dreadlocks, at TC's lounge in Austin, always used to say I looked like a big ass john mayer. never thought it was really that accurate, and he was always drunk and smoking weed with kids in the parking lot. but that was the first thing he ever noticed about me.

Master and Margarita, Notes From Underground, Blood Meridian, Eccentric Islands, Life On The Mississippi, The Light In August, The Minpins, Brave New World

A toothbrush, my ego, biking, the ability to do absolutely nothing, good beer, my own two feet

me. and what other people think about me. how tough white basketball players have it these days

dropping bottle service in the vip of only the most exclusive clubs in los angeles

this is none of your business

If you would like to talk. im only marginally creepy