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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26-60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 5
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
A little extra
Not at all
Other but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello happy fun okc people! Welcome to a small slice of my world. My husband Pareidoliacand I are polyamorus. We believe in ethical non-monogamy and we openly communicate as best as we can. I can't promise no drama whatsoever, I think most to all relationships have a little bit of it but I can promise I will talk, openly and honestly as best I can.

So... about me, well... I'm a bit of a cloudcoocoolander and a child at heart. No really, I refuse to grow up! I'm an artist. I love to create, usually I like drawing people and animals. I also recently took up knitting and my latest project is Goldilocks and the three bears.
I love to paint with lots and lots of colors. I've started experimenting with creating polymer clay jewelry. I like to dance around the living room. I cook, I bake. I know many Monty Python skits by heart and have been known to quote one or two at a moments notice. In case you've gotten this far and havn't picked up on it, I'm kinda geeky and nerdy. Thanks to the NRP show Marketplace I've discovered just how fascinating economics can be.
Also, I'm a BBW, that stands for Big Beautiful, Woman. That's not going to change, as I love my curves. If it's not your thing, that's fine. Just move on to the next profile. But I'm not losing weight.
Specifically I'm looking for a relationship to explore my kinky side. For specifics feel free to ask or check out my Fetlife profile: same name.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm attempting to see the wonders of the galaxy on thirty alturain dollars a day. When I'm not hitch hiking around the universe, hiding from the ravenous bugblatter beast of traal, I'm painting, drawing, or restoring a neglected pony.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being silly, restoring old toys, finding bargains, thrift store shopping, knitting, drawing, painting, being a brat and a S.A.M. and knowing where my towel is.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm cute, even when I try not to be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is really just a small sample but off the top of my head: The Joy Luck Club, The Color Purple, Calvin and Hobbes, Something Positive, Arrested Development, Slings and Arrows,the soundtracks to A Chorus Line and Spamalot, Pioneer Woman's mac and cheese and perfect pot roast, and almost all Chinese food as long as it's not super spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comics, air, water, snoopy, my Calvin and Hobbes collection, food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which superpower would I choose, flight or invisibility?

How to get Carl Kassell's voice on my home answering device.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays are special? really?
Watching a movie, goofing off on the Internet, watching cartoons, old school Dr. who (i have a soft spot for Hartnell) cleaning up a new pony, painting or making a new toy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I won a throne war.
You should message me if
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You are Polyamorus or at least poly-friendly
If you are married, I can meet your wife.
You can answer the riddle: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
You have memorized all the rules to Calvinball.
You're a browncoat fighting the alliance.
If David Tennant is your Doctor, but you have a soft spot for William Hartnell or Tom Baker.

If you know and believe in Dan Savage's G.G.G rule.
If I'm logged in, chances are I'm willing to chat.