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2manyprincesses

34 / F / Straight / Married

Germantown, Maryland

Her Details

Last Online
May 12
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hello happy fun okc people! Welcome to a small slice of my world. Currently I'm exploring a new relationship and with my new squeeze, my long distance lover and my full time husband I'm poly-saturated. I'll happily respond to any messages but I'm not looking to meet new people. Thanks for checking me out!
Seriously though, I moved here back in October, with my husband Pareidoliac. We believe in ethical non-monogamy. We openly communicate as best as we can.

So... about me, well... I'm kind of a cloudcoocoolander currently living in a house were I'm also the only sane person... I'm a child at heart, no really, I refuse to grow up! I'm an artist. I love to create, usually I like drawing people and animals but my most recent project was a tutu which you can see in my latest picture. I love to paint with lots and lots of colors. I restore girly toys from the eighties, especially my little ponies. I like to dance around the living room. I cook, I bake. I know many Monty Python skits by heart and have been known to quote one or two at a moments notice. Bonus points for the guy who can proceed with the next line... and in case you've gotten this far and havn't picked up on it, I'm kinda geeky. I don't watch much tv anymore but I listen to NPR every day. (except during pledge week)
So, specifically I'm looking for a relationship to explore my kinky side. For specifics feel free to ask or check out my Fetlife profile: same name.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm attempting to see the wonders of the galaxy on thirty alturain dollars a day. When I'm not hitch hiking around the universe, hiding from the ravenous bugblatter beast of traal, I'm painting, drawing, or restoring a neglected pony.
I’m really good at
Being silly, restoring old toys, finding bargains, thrift store shopping, being a brat and a S.A.M. and being a hoopy frood.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm cute, even when I try not to be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is really just a small sample but off the top of my head: The Joy Luck Club, The Color Purple, Calvin and Hobbes, Something Positive, Arrested Development, Slings and Arrows,the soundtracks to A Chorus Line and Spamalot, Pioneer Woman's mac and cheese and perfect pot roast, and almost all Chinese food as long as it's not super spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Comics, air, water, snoopy, my Calvin and Hobbes collection, food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to convince other women that Pareidoliac and I aren't looking for a unicorn... and yes he's a sweetie and I am happy to share.

How to get Carl Kassell's voice on my home answering device.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fridays are special? really?
Watching a movie, goofing off on the Internet, watching cartoons, old school Dr. who (i have a soft spot for Hartnell) cleaning up a new pony, painting or making a new toy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
RuPaul's drag race is a bit of a guilty pleasure.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You like NPR, you have memorized all the rules to Calvinball, you recognize any of the above references peppered throughout my profile, you are amused by any of the above references peppered throughout my profile, you need someone to play the multiplayer version of plants v/s zombies on the DS. If you thought the movie Scott Pilgirm v/s the world was overrated, or if you thought Scott Pilgrim v/s the world was the best movie ever and you can write a reasonably intellectual response as to why it's more than just a geek wank. If David Tennant is your Doctor. If you know and believe in Dan Savage's G.G.G rule.
If I'm logged in, chances are I'm willing to chat.