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2monkeys

36 M Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 22, 2010
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I was forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom. Wait, I think I have me confused with something else.
What I’m doing with my life
Sometimes I ask myself that same question: What am I doing with my life? Fortunately, I'm a human being instead of a human doing, so it's not all that important what I'm doing, is it? Is it just me, or do I have a tendency to not answer these topics directly? It's me, isn't it?
I’m really good at
Diffusing bombs right when the timer hits 0:00:01. I get hired for movies for that reason all the time.
The first things people usually notice about me
My extra four arms. "There goes six-armed Billy," the old men in town used to say. I know, you think I made this up. You're right. My name is not Billy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Recent books I've read:
The Active Side of Infinity
The Story of O
Eat Pray Love

Favorites?
I try to make everyone read the Dark Tower series, and everyone looks at me strange when I do. "But it's the best fiction series ever written!" I say, and again they are perplexed and think there's something wrong with me. Okay, I'll let it go. But seriously... if you hate stupid things, then you should read it.
The six things I could never do without
Love, a path, trust, comedy goodness, desire, and when needed, a willingness to kick some ass. Also, self-rising flour. I know that's seven, but I think it's essential.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to stop thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
I really don't seem to have typical Friday nights any more. And for that, I am glad. But also it means that I'm not great at planning a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've noticed that if I get up really early and don't fully wake up right away, then I can get morning wood all of the sudden like an hour later. What's the deal with that? Seriously. Hang on a second. I'm not willing to admit that at all. In fact, forget I said anything about it.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You feel strangely compelled.