I was forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom. Wait, I think I
have me confused with something else.
What I’m doing with my life
Sometimes I ask myself that same question: What am I doing with my
life? Fortunately, I'm a human being instead of a human doing, so
it's not all that important what I'm doing, is it? Is it just me,
or do I have a tendency to not answer these topics directly? It's
me, isn't it?
I’m really good at
Diffusing bombs right when the timer hits 0:00:01. I get hired for
movies for that reason all the time.
The first things people usually notice about me
My extra four arms. "There goes six-armed Billy," the old men in
town used to say. I know, you think I made this up. You're right.
My name is not Billy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Recent books I've read:
The Active Side of Infinity
The Story of O
Eat Pray Love
I try to make everyone read the Dark Tower series, and everyone
looks at me strange when I do. "But it's the best fiction series
ever written!" I say, and again they are perplexed and think
there's something wrong with me. Okay, I'll let it go. But
seriously... if you hate stupid things, then you should read it.
The six things I could never do without
Love, a path, trust, comedy goodness, desire, and when needed, a
willingness to kick some ass. Also, self-rising flour. I know
that's seven, but I think it's essential.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to stop thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
I really don't seem to have typical Friday nights any more. And for
that, I am glad. But also it means that I'm not great at planning a
typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've noticed that if I get up really early and don't fully wake up
right away, then I can get morning wood all of the sudden like an
hour later. What's the deal with that? Seriously. Hang on a second.
I'm not willing to admit that at all. In fact, forget I said
anything about it.
You should message me if
You feel strangely compelled.