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57 Monrovia, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 46–57
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 20, 2014
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Other, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am always faithful, very romantic and kind. Passionate. I love nature, and animals of all kinds. Well, almost.

I try to say what I mean, and mean what I say, but without being mean.The photos are really me. Recently.

Big egos are a big turn-off. Laughter, a little goofiness, TLC, intelligence, trust, fidelity, a drink or 2, candles, and the 3-C's, are must have turn-ons.

Yes, I am looking for someone very 'special' to share something very special, but 'special' takes time, patience, and a sense of humor.

I recently became a minister. I picked the best 'church' for me to be in, The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Yes, it is real. It started in East Lansing with Russell's teapot. Many years later, with the assistance of blended scotch and $20, now I’m a Minister. And I'm proud.

Anyone who says they 'have no baggage' makes me laugh. How can anyone past the age of 5 not have at least some baggage?

I enjoy walking on the beach, sometimes backwards. I've tried yoga twice, and only cried once. Would like to learn how to meditate, but without being a disciple of someone or something. Movies, classical music, classic rock, jazz, and a whole lot of blues.

Love the rain, and thunderstorms. So, why do I live in southern California? Because, I won't freeze to death, and I'm too old to move. lol

I 'think' I may be intelligent. Chivalry is important, and not just opening doors. I cook, especially BBQ, however, will never pork. Not a fast food junkie, I need to live a healthier life.

At risk of being honest, I don't own a mansion, a yacht, or a race horse. I have not traveled to 88 countries. I only speak one language. Took 2 Mandarin classes. Remember 6 words. xie xie. ni hao. hen hao.

I do not have children (sort of-Oink). I am VERY willing to accept someone who does, and their pets, unless they are tiny dogs that yap, yap, yap. Sorry, Chihuahuas are not cute.

As you can probably already see, I am easily amused, and too easily confused. Still, I can be properly serious, and very contemplative. And sometimes, a little blue.

I come with a rather stubborn, 135 pound, 5 year old. Sweet Pea is a bit shy, unless you have Cheerios. So, please, if you do not like animals, its a sure bet we probably won't be for each other.

If we are not to be, good luck in finding that 'special person' you are looking for. You know, that one who wants to travel to 88 countries, owns a mansion, and who has no baggage, (hehe).
What I’m doing with my life
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working, playing, getting lost, laughing, cooking (badly), . . .
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being supportive, listening, being stubborn.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, a sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Green Acres. The World According to Garp. The History Channel. 1776. Catcher in The Rye. A Confederacy of Dunces. The Princess Bride.

Eric Clapton. Kid Rock. Mr. Nick & The Dirty Tricks. Ronnie Baker Brooks. James Hunter, Roomful of Blues, classical music, classic rock. Cozy jazz and blues clubs.

Ordinary Family.

Any Asian food, a good steak. But never pork
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends. Sweet Pea. Laughter. Rain (oops, I guess I do). A Sense of Humor. A libation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ironies and humor of life, history, the future, which so often so all resemble each other.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exactly who I was Thursday night. Decompressing, walking Sweet Pea, meeting a friend for a dinner and a drink, or two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Everything in time
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You Hope you have written your last 'profile,' are honest, not perfect, but kind, curious, enjoy humor and laughter, are passionate, and compassionate, actually like communication and feelings, want a genuine, monogamous relationship, and love animals. (Well, I can dream, can't I?)