I try to say what I mean, and mean what I say, but without being mean.The photos are really me. Recently.
Big egos are a big turn-off. Laughter, a little goofiness, TLC, intelligence, trust, fidelity, a drink or 2, candles, and the 3-C's, are must have turn-ons.
Yes, I am looking for someone very 'special' to share something very special, but 'special' takes time, patience, and a sense of humor.
I recently became a minister. I picked the best 'church' for me to be in, The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Yes, it is real. It started in East Lansing with Russell's teapot. Many years later, with the assistance of blended scotch and $20, now I’m a Minister. And I'm proud.
Anyone who says they 'have no baggage' makes me laugh. How can anyone past the age of 5 not have at least some baggage?
I enjoy walking on the beach, sometimes backwards. I've tried yoga twice, and only cried once. Would like to learn how to meditate, but without being a disciple of someone or something. Movies, classical music, classic rock, jazz, and a whole lot of blues.
Love the rain, and thunderstorms. So, why do I live in southern California? Because, I won't freeze to death, and I'm too old to move. lol
I 'think' I may be intelligent. Chivalry is important, and not just opening doors. I cook, especially BBQ, however, will never pork. Not a fast food junkie, I need to live a healthier life.
At risk of being honest, I don't own a mansion, a yacht, or a race horse. I have not traveled to 88 countries. I only speak one language. Took 2 Mandarin classes. Remember 6 words. xie xie. ni hao. hen hao.
I do not have children (sort of-Oink). I am VERY willing to accept someone who does, and their pets, unless they are tiny dogs that yap, yap, yap. Sorry, Chihuahuas are not cute.
As you can probably already see, I am easily amused, and too easily confused. Still, I can be properly serious, and very contemplative. And sometimes, a little blue.
I come with a rather stubborn, 135 pound, 5 year old. Sweet Pea is a bit shy, unless you have Cheerios. So, please, if you do not like animals, its a sure bet we probably won't be for each other.
If we are not to be, good luck in finding that 'special person' you are looking for. You know, that one who wants to travel to 88 countries, owns a mansion, and who has no baggage, (hehe).