Oops, Jake just jumped over a candle stick, he he . . . yikes, that was HOT! I'd cook my balls off!!!
>HEY GUYZ, FANTASTIC GUY HERE . . . Looking extremely young for my age. I'm completely spontaneous and very competitive . . . in the bedroom . . . as well as out . . . always thinking outside the box, he he (if you are not shooting at least leave with the intention of shooting) and no, this isn't a sex add. . . . Nothing takes me by surprise . . . I have many interests . . . so just ask. . .
I am extremely athletic, asking more of myself every day than anyone could ever expect from me . . . having been stricken with Hemiplegia since the age of 3, very young, and testicular cancer survivor, as of February 2006, Live Strong (lost 70#'s, was at 210-220#'s at my peak, since January 2006, because of the loss of solid muscle . . .I am down to 175 lean #'s, gained 25# of 70. . . dam it!) . . .I've been in the bodybuilding business for 12 yrs now. Like every athlete, I've had my ups and downs, remembering every year, I don't get stronger, I just get wiser . . . My present focus is to stay ripped and as far as bulking up, well I'll decide that later. Being homeless at the time of my peek really did a number on my diet as well. Physical fitness and sports activities, for me, have become an important way to work out emotional stress and keep me young looking, limber, and active. Team sports are fun. I find great commradery and love to be a team player, both professionally and on a private level.
From "Pearl Harbor" (General: Mr. President, with all due respect, sir... what you're asking can't be done.
[President struggles and gets out of "wheelchair"]
President Franklin D. Roosevelt: [serious tone] (DO NOT TELL ME, IT CAN’T BE DONE). . . .Just a way of looking adversity in the face and saying, BRING IT ON!!!
My spirit has grown tremendously stronger, and as a result, within the last few years . . . I've always looked for, and often seem to bring out, the best in people . . . . My best feature is my ARMS, however, I've heard, my BUTT is pretty spectacular as well . . . . Love kissing, body contact, jacking, and mutual oral. . . kiss like a PORN STAR should, love like a PORN STAR would, F?k like a MARINE, oops, if he had more time, and didn't have to be back at his ship at 13:45 for tea time, oops that's an Air force thing, he he . . . long and sensual . . . love hours of 4-play . . . vivacious to the extreme, as well as versatile in every way . . . although I prefer to BOTTOM, I will TOP for the right man . . . Are you the CHOSEN ONE?
>But aside from the fun stuff. . .
The question has been posed to me. . .
>Why are you the ultimate fighter?
Answer: I've weathered a lot of adversity in my life (haven't we all) and due to this, such experiences have made me a stronger and much better person. I'm Spiritual, yet not Religious, and due to this, I'm an extremely, strong willed person, so . . . don't under-estimate me. I may surprise you!!! "Pain is Weakness Leaving the Body." Osteo-arthritis may have me, but I am not ruled by it (another philosophy I live by)
My ruling planet is the moon (cancer, the crab)
I'm trans-fixed with the OCEAN and its many MYSTICAL POWERS . . . it SPEAKS VOLUMES to me . . . I'm also META_PHYSICALLY INCLINED and love anything to do with PAST LIFE REGRESSION, I've been told I am an OLD SOUL, definitely more than just "TOP SOIL" here, OK I HAVE PSYCHIC ABILITIES and because of this, I'm EXTREMELY INTUITIVE. . . PARANORMAL Psychology fascinates me . . .(Dam it, if only these spirits would just leave me alone!!! and "no I didn't choose to be gifted" and if I could just shake the one that’s been possessing my body for the last 44 yrs, I'd be fine. I believe it to be of my still born Aunt Dorothy of 1923, he he) I've always wondered why I've had this strange obsession with the 1920's and 1930's. . .Art Nouveau/ Art Deco style . . . However, I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO INSPIRE MANY. . With much sensitivity and emotional intensity. I am a creature with a hard shell on the outside and soft and gentle on the inside. NOT AFFRAID of getting my hands dirty, my feet wet, or my ego "slightly bruised" so BRING IT ON BIG BOY!!!! If you can't handle the truth, I can!!!
Besides working out at the gym, practically 24/7, I'm almost "psycho" when it comes to the gym. . .it is after all my passion, religion, physical therapy, philosophy and way of life. . .everyone asks me where I'm going, well I tell them "I'm going to WORSHIP." If they only knew!
I'm SEMI RETIRED and VOLUNTEER at many facilities for DISABLED YOUTH. . .[having been one myself, I wouldn't have made it this far, without the constant support of "some" family, friends and my faith, along the way]. . . but in general, teaching myself. . .however, I do specialize in teaching troubled youth, that there is more than one way to communicate, through artistic endeavors, I am able to open them up to a non-frustrating, non-threatening means of communication, without the need for HOSTILITY or VIOLENCE. . .
Presently I'm involved in a grass routes adventure, called "Urban Combat" a non-profit orgaqnization specializing in teaching its students mixed martial arts. Once again giving an opportunity to kids to release some anger in a more focused environment. Teaching such Martial Arts/ Defensive tactics as Tai Chi, Arnis (sticks), Kempo Karate, Cardio Kick boxing, as well as Childrens Classes , other Self Defense Classes, and specialized training for those with special needs, whether it be physical, social, or emotional needs. We started it last week (9/11/09) with 20 participants and its growing everyday. We are presently looking for Corporate Sponsors!!
Remember: If you don't catch bad behavior at a young age, it often continues later on in life. Crime can't be stopped, but it can be prevented, before it happens. It is my lot in life to do everything in my power to prevent it from happening, maybe to you!! I also volunteer my spare time, working with the elderly (they are precious to me), keeping them young is important. Laughter goes a long way!
Remember: The only way to STOP BULLYING or VIOLENCE is to EDUCATE individuals about RESPECT and TOLERANCE, (yes, even I looked like "Stewie" [Family Guy Fame] when I was a baby) just because someone seems "odd" or "different" on the outside, doesn't mean they aren't a "great person" on the inside, and often end up surprising us all, with something great to offer. The secret is EMPOWERMENT, not discouragement! Hate is easy, LOVE takes courage!
(From Family Guy Fame. . ."How's that, Brian, you flee- bitten mutt . . . and that Lois", "Oh! It’s beneath me to chat with such a fowl woman". . . "What! You plan on breast feeding me . . . with that, HA?" . . . . Lois: "Oh Peetah!!!")
My ultimate goal in life is to WRITE A BEST SELLER/ Auto Biography and make it funny, make you laugh, cry, but also make you llok at yourself in a way that you hadn't looked at yourself before. Defining a meaning of life perhaps (when, or before I get my Doctorate), hopefully I will not run out of material too soon, I have volumes . . . I'll just die. . .LOL. . .
To be a promoter of HEALING THE "MIND, BODY, AND SOUL." Possibly open a gym for the disabled. I would also like to open a series of homes for battered men. . . Also to become involved in the Para/Psychology/ Criminal Justice/ Forensic/ Law field . . . marrying the many disciplines together, is like looking at something from many extremes . . . "RIGID-COMPASSION" is what I call it, or to become a Victim's Advocate! (Court Appointed Advocate) or CASA, Court Mediator or Life Coach!
I JUST CAN"T SEEM TO LIVE WITHOUT. . .
a) Jeans with holes the size of blue balls, or big enough to put your balls to the wall or sucked by a MAN THAT KNOWS BETTER, or knows how!!! . . . Dam it!! The hole in the ASS is too big, guess I gotta throw this pair away!
b) Truly, HELPING SOMEONE OUT OF A RUTT with one word, or action that just blows them away. (And, NO I"M NOT FULL OF MYSELF) I leave that up to YOU!!
c) T-shirts that are well faded, that you just can't part with . . . "Now what does that say!!!" Ah ya "LOVE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY . . . ESPECIALLY MINE"
d) MY TRUE PASSION FOR PEOPLE
-Be courteous to everyone, but be friendly to no-one, the marine way
e) Commando at all time . . . Ooh-rah! . . . Born to be free! Can't wait to get home and "just get nakid"
f) Everything cammo, GOD I CAN"T SEE/FEAL MY FACE (Joan Rivers fame), he he
g) At least an hour at the sauna . . . really loosens you up
Getting rid of excess body water is key!
-Also I recommend a remedy that works for me . . . if you are trying to lose wait
Carrot juice and the right diet for you really cleans you out, LOL, also keeps your hair color and peak condition, especially you red heads! Remembering everything in moderation is a good thing!
h) 3 pots of coffee really gets you going in the morning, well maybe not 3, maybe 3 cups should be my limit.
I) At least three times a day . . . I am whacking it!!!
"I don't care, I gotta get off!!"
j) 4 times a day, I think of porn, "One of my New Years resolutions was to give up PORN . . . NOT" Dam my virtual memories low, wonder why?
. . . . Or the guy sitting next to/ across from me, Oh My! . . . He looks HOT! Dear God, I can't get up!!!!
-The guy below me is even Hotter! . . . WOW!!!
k) I can't live without EROTIC FICTION (I do have a vivid imagination) . . . hence the artistic ability!
l) I can't decide between an English Bulldog, a Rottweiler, or a Doberman. . .I've had German Sheppard’s, Beagles, and Labs, could you please help me pick?
I guess I'll have all of them some day, just not in the same cage, he he
m) Toughest mascot for The Marine Corps' is: the English bulldog.
The Navy's: a goat. Go figure!
n) I can't seem to live without my wreckage/ WEC fighting
Always gets me so F?N horny! UFC ROCKS
. . . Urija Fabre . . . Matt Hughes . . . Sean Sherk . . . Frank Trigg . . . OMG!
-Flank your adversary when possible; always protect your own. . .
Never cheat (always cheat); always win, or at least give a fair fight, THE ONLY UNFAIR FIGHT, IS THE ONE YOU LOSE. . . .
. . . My ultimate fantasy would be . . . to be in a wrestling hold, while having sex!!! NOW THAT"S HHHHHOOOOOOOTTTTTTT! CHECK OUT THE BOYS AT WRESTLEHARD.COM/ MUSCLEHARD.COM
Brocky Brown . . . OMG!
o) Lists . . . I have them, I make them, they are made for me, I hate them. . .can't we just be spontaneous!
Yet it’s the only way I can truly make sense of anything in this world!
So, I guess, they're here to stay!!!
-To have a plan, is the marine way
-To have a back up plan, because the first one probably wont work, is even better!
p) I love to have my beliefs challenged, that's the only way you can truly test your strength, by an opposing view and by this, ultimately grow. But always remain wanted, it goes both ways.
If you can't handle it; or feel the need to belittle, demean, or resort to name calling, when confronted with a difference of opinion, save your breath, YOU'RE PLAYING WITH THE WRONG DAWG, GET YOUR OWN KENNEL, but preferably across the street, you're too close!
A TRUE SURVIVOR on a personal and professional level
Disclaimer: Putting good faith in your words, however, ASK ME TO MARRY YOU! Or BE UNKIND! In our first chat, and I MAY NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN, LOL . . . OR EVEN WORSE< BLOCK YOU. . . I HAVE WAYS OF PUTTING YOU IN YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE with style, dignity and grace! Be polite, be professional, (Chat-room etiquette) but . . . if you must, do it The Marine way! (Have a plan to kill everyone you meet/ or everything in your path . . . LOL. . .if it absolutely, positively must be destroyed over night!!!! HEHE)
We all seem to be damaged with EXTRA BAGGAGE we carry around with us, wherever we go, NOT NECESSARILY DRAMA, per-say . . . (so when someone says "zero tolerance 2 BS," I have a hard time buying into that ideology, and often times, I feel people like this are RATHER SHALLOW, sorry guys, its just my opinion) however, guys like this, that I tend to have a relationship with, mind you, only on a superficial level, tend to be on overload, and often faint!! Or you get too deep with them, and they start to literally crack under the pressure . . . AH! And or DAH!!! ADRIAN. . .he he. . .
It is, however, what we do with such baggage that is key, often turning a negative into a positive, and how we often are inspired by those around us, that's what makes us truly unique and often turns someone that is "not into BS," into someone that you can truly have a meaningful conversation with.
SO TALK TO ME! DONT BE SHY!
What Superhero would I be?
My Result: Spiderman
Like Spiderman, I am cautious and aware of danger. I love science and fear rejection (but eventually deal with it), inadequacy, and loneliness (don't we all). I would have powers but above having powers, I would also like to use my intelligence to outsmart opponents.
I am friendly, compassionate, and genuine guy