Closet Millionaire Seeking Independent Uber Model With a good to
sarcastic sense of humor
Profile:
I'm not like anyone you've met before. Unless you already met me...stalker. :-)
Sure I could bore you delusions of how wonderful I am, but let's face it, I'm sure you've already read this about two hundred times in all the other profiles..I believe that actions speak louder than words, so why bother?
A lot of people have told me that I'm "special" or "gifted". I think they're jealous that I count to 10 or 20 with my shoes off, and even to 22 or 23 in the shower. (don't ask)
Anywhooooo......
I surround myself with optimistic people who are going somewhere in life, and no, I don't mean KFC. I'm very open minded with an international outlook, a risk taker who is always up for a new adventure. I love dogs/cats, beaches, meaningful conversations and road trips....
I keep very busy and love my life. I don't have the time or inclination to date everyone under the sun anymore, and I have no problem meeting people. I'm extremely selective,and I'm just fine if I don't meet anyone on here...BUT, if you're someone really really really special, I'd love to have you along for the ride and make our already great lives that much better.
There's something very special about you. You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and not be easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is the spice of life. You can spell (without spell check), and are generally happy. You want to see the world and travel, love to kiss, you cuddle like a cat on a sofa, and shag like a tiger in bed. You are thin, athletic, (curvy in the right places is a plus), your eyes are bright and convey the depth of your spirit. You are beautiful inside and out, and you think you can actually keep up with me.
The rest is negotiable. (well, you can't be a blood relative)
First date?
Well...there would be a ton of laughter...however...I wouldn't call it a first date just quite yet...and for that reason alone I might show up wearing running shoes...you know, JUST in case. ;-)
Profile:
I'm not like anyone you've met before. Unless you already met me...stalker. :-)
Sure I could bore you delusions of how wonderful I am, but let's face it, I'm sure you've already read this about two hundred times in all the other profiles..I believe that actions speak louder than words, so why bother?
A lot of people have told me that I'm "special" or "gifted". I think they're jealous that I count to 10 or 20 with my shoes off, and even to 22 or 23 in the shower. (don't ask)
Anywhooooo......
I surround myself with optimistic people who are going somewhere in life, and no, I don't mean KFC. I'm very open minded with an international outlook, a risk taker who is always up for a new adventure. I love dogs/cats, beaches, meaningful conversations and road trips....
I keep very busy and love my life. I don't have the time or inclination to date everyone under the sun anymore, and I have no problem meeting people. I'm extremely selective,and I'm just fine if I don't meet anyone on here...BUT, if you're someone really really really special, I'd love to have you along for the ride and make our already great lives that much better.
There's something very special about you. You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and not be easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is the spice of life. You can spell (without spell check), and are generally happy. You want to see the world and travel, love to kiss, you cuddle like a cat on a sofa, and shag like a tiger in bed. You are thin, athletic, (curvy in the right places is a plus), your eyes are bright and convey the depth of your spirit. You are beautiful inside and out, and you think you can actually keep up with me.
The rest is negotiable. (well, you can't be a blood relative)
First date?
Well...there would be a ton of laughter...however...I wouldn't call it a first date just quite yet...and for that reason alone I might show up wearing running shoes...you know, JUST in case. ;-)
