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32 Syracuse, NY Man


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  • Ages 18–35
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 23
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Poorly), Italian, Spanish, Afrikaans

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My self-summary
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Always: Interesting. Unpredictable. Adventurous.

Always: Keeping you on your toes.

Always: Hoarding Books.

Always Always Always: Brushin n Flossin. And if you're not. Please don't talk to me. Cause yo breath stank. Auto correct keeps trying to stop me from writing "yo" but I do it anyways. Cause I'm a loner Dotie a rebel.

Often Exploring new places & Learning from new people I meet along the way.

Often: Patient.Focused.Successful.

Always: Cookiemonstering those 12 Plays.

Always: Creating>Loving>Evolving

Always: Non-Homogenized and Refreshingly Candid

Always: Balanced (wellllll.. usually. Damn you Mercury in retrograde!!! :)

Always: Inspiring others to live their dreams.

Always: Living mine..

Always: Keeping it Ghost.

This is a metaphore. What does meta meen?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
People Dance
People Laugh
People Think
People Dream
Those new hundreds.
My dreams my reality
You think about your dreams.. because I keep writing it..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scooping your chickpea salad
The first things people usually notice about me
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The first thing people usually notice about me is that I have a contagiously vibrant personality. Then as they get closer, they usually notice that I have a bad case of moose bumps running down the back of my neck. It stretches most of the way between my cauliflower ear and my clef chin. I'm pretty good at hiding my underbite, but if you get too close it's likely to give you severe chimpanzee acne. This rarely happens though because most people are warded off by the smell of my rotting teeth. My mother says that when I smile it looks like I have a mouth full of Indian corn. I love Indian corn! (Z(: I should also mention that my right leg is 7 inches shorter than my left, so I guess sometimes people may first notice my giant platform shoe. But I don't think that's the case so much any more ever since I had my friend Scoopy draw dragons on it. Sometimes I don't wear it, but it makes me really dizzy having to cartwheel everywhere. But yeah, other than that stuff, I think people usually just notice the sunshine that I radiate. But I'm not really sure, cause no one ever talks to me.. well except for Scoopy. But he's imaginary, so I'm not sure if that counts. But hey at least I try. It's not my fault you can't tell the difference between real and the tv.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Snow Crash, Cosmic Banditos, Palahniuk, Castaneda, Zinn, Autobiography of Malcolm X, Outlaws of America, Wet Hot American Summer, Punch Drunk Love, I <3 Huckabees, Bridesmaids, Her, Let the Right One In, House of Flying Daggers, Light Years, Terminator, Sin City, surrealist/fantasy/adventure, Scorsese, Kubrick, Aronofsky, McElwee, Coppola, Cronenberg, Chris Farley, I don't know what James Franco is up to but I like it. Conan O'Brian, Chappelle Show, Arsenio Hall, Christian Scott, Animals As Leaders, Yellow Claw, J Kenzo, Wanda Jackson, The Standelles, The Hollies, The Greenhornes, Curtis Mayfield, BBD, Tegan&Sara, The Weeknd, Warpaint, Indian, Meshuggua, Early Isis, GZA. .....Cooks a lot. Not into chemicals or processed food. Enjoys Tulsi tea. Enjoys Green Smoothies. Sometimes draws all night. Writes a lot. Takes pictures of everything.. thinks selfies are creepy. Films/Records music. Addicted to creating and performing. Skis in the winter. Climbs mountains & swims under water falls in the summer. Travels often. Never leaves home without his passport. Can create anything with his hands. Knows a lot about a lot. Has lived many lives. Loves Love. Prefers Originality. Prefers Thoughtfulness. Prefers Candor. Prefers Communication. Prefers being grateful. Prefers the uncensored version of life. Looking Forward to spring!!!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

My Passport!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
swimming pools
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
//Method Acting// Filming// Editing// Dancing// Cooking// Drawing// Recording// Mixing// Re-mixing// Writing// Reading// Playing Cards// Getting out of town// Exploring// Masterminding my future// Comfortable//
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I know a 90 year old woman that looks like a smurf. The best nudist colonies can always be found on hotsprings. People always tell me I smell good. I'm glad the nerdiness on this site is increasing. I think its swell to see some of you've been using your library cards. I'm a strong proponent of free thought and expression. I think that continuously giving is the best insurance that you'll continuously receive. I actually live this way. I have great friends. I consider them family. I used to live in the Antarctic. Once I sailed between continents: Melbourne to Cape Town to be specific. I ticked off some Japanese diplomats, so they had me deported from South Africa. I bet you've never been kicked out of anything in your life! I bet you couldn't get kicked out of a kick ball game for kicking the ball in the umpires face you lucky son of gun. Its because your so beautiful. Its not fair! You get away with everything! My life isn't easily found in commercials... well unless I'm in the commercial. There's a book about my days as a poker player in Australia. I also made the cover story of National Geographic Adventurer magazine once.. As well as Specialty Coffee Retailer Magazine (lol).. for different reasons of course. A few years ago I was a journalist in SF/Oakland/Berkeley when the whole Occupy thing blew up. I lived for 6 weeks in the camps. "Exciting" hardly describes what I experienced. I got arrested a few times. Not as scary as some people think. Actually it was liberating.. plus I always won in court. I'll add that this country's legal system is bogus. What else?...There's currently an article about me in Jerk magazine. Its not what it sounds like... orrrr is it..? And I'm also currently featured in Whakof magazine. Thats actually not true. I just made it up. Whakof magazine doesn't really exist... orrrr does it.. ? I guess that's a date for you and google to go on. But the rest is true. And you should trust me because i'm a voice in your head. Even though I wrote this with positive intentions, how you interpret it is 100% you. Oh, but the Occupy stuff was pretty cool and it lead me to becoming a featured speaker at the California Democratic Caucasus. I thought that was neat. (*^) Here's a random fact for you Punk Rockers.. My first CD was Scratch the Surface by Sick of it All. Ten years later I toured the country with them. I used to tour with a lot of bands. Ive been addicted to traveling ever since. I feel like I'm making this all too positive.. here's one that always humbles me: I'm one of those unfortunate people who legitimately gets sick from eating gluten. Yup.. its my kryptonite. What else should I upchuck into your cranium?.. um.. I think corn syrup is a more addicting and destructive drug that Marijuana. But I'm biased because I work in the California Medical Marijuana Industry every fall. Ok one more fun fact and I'm going to give this thing a break: I'm really into learning about my family heritage [Italian/Greek/Other].. So back in the day while exploring one of the towns my ancestors emigrated from, I actually found my closest living Italian relatives! It was one of the coolest experiences of my life! Now I get to stay with them every time I'm in Italy! I know.. Hooray for me! But I'm sure your cool too. ): lol.. ok, well ya knowww, as much as it's fun to goof off on the internet with you creepers, this boastful voyeurism thing still feels unnatural to me.. So I think I'm going to put the nerd box away for a minute while I bake some GF PB Brownies and watch one of those dvds i mentioned in one the other sections of this profile. Ahhh... nothing like relaxing on a sunday afternoon. :) (: Sniff you farts later.
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