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36khiggins

40 Bristol, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A nerd, trying to be a cool guy, who is a geek.
I am kind of normal, in a sensible and sane sort of way, just not ordinary. l am perfectly happy being properly single.
l am not going to lie, and pretend l go sky-diving, mountain-biking or rock-climbing (my life isn't a bodyform commercial), I don't, never have, never will, go to a gym, and I've never been snowboarding. l used to skateboard, but my knees can't take it anymore. And believe it or not I have never DJed once and doubt I ever will (OK, so I used to play guitar in a band a long time ago, I'm allowed one or two cliches right?)
At the moment l like to have my friends around (hopefully for the company and not just the awesome cups of tea and top-class entertainment) and watch tv, a movie, play a game, listen to the radio (radio 4-6), read comics, drink coffee, cook a meal, look out of the window and sleep.
House parties are great but night clubs are hell on earth. l don't like snobs (so if you think you're better than other people because you shop at M&S, you're not) double standards and hypocrites.
I like to make small things and l like conversions where l can quote movies. I have my political opinions, and I'm more of a satirist than an activist.
You know, like l said, normal (for a fully grown up adult man who loves Star Wars and comics) in a non-mental way.
Ready for a list? I laugh at; Stewart Lee, Steve Coogan, Josie Long, Rich Hall, Rich Herring, Spinal Tap, Arrested Development (I like that band too), Archer, South Park, Seinfeld, the Bugle, Curb, the Trip (to Italy),Parks and Rec,Legit, Rev, and you get the idea. More lists later.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
whatever l want, whenever l want (money and distance permitting).
Mostly Netflix.
Bought myself a lovely new guitar recently, and I'm spending s bit a time getting the hang of it again.
Right now, I'm spending a lot of time packing and getting ready to move to my new home. Eeek!!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, and then remembering what was said (something non of my friends can do) knowing useless things on pointless subjects, self deprecation, and guitar hero. Turns out I'm pretty good at baking, cakes and cookies I've discovered are my specialty. l am pretty entertaining to have around, l think.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My mancunian accent, my sweet style, and my sense of irony. Or, just how damn chilled l am / appear to be. l think it is much more important what you leave people thinking of you, than first impresions. l leave my friends with a big smile on their faces
My best friend said I smell like cake, a few days ago. It's the nicest things anyone has ever said to me!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have been a geek way longer than it's been cool, so l like all the quality geeky stuff (not avatar, new transformers etc) l would rather share a flat with Sheldon than Leonard (and that show annoys me, but,I watch it). The films l like are: Star Wars OT, Serenity, Eagle vs Shark, Scott Pilgrim, They Came Together, Kick-Ass (the comic is awesome too), District 9, Mirrormask, Super 8, Eagle vs Shark, Evil Dead, REC 1 and 2, Devils Rejects, almost anything with zombies. And grown ups films too like; the Skin l Live in (in which l live), Submarine, Saftey not Guaranteed, Robot and Frank, almost any Coen bros (Intolerable Cruelty is dog turd "Am l wrong?") Shane Meadows. Just saw Nebraska which is wonderful, and also saw John Dies At The End (which is now on Netflix) and that's like a Christopher.Nolan film with a sense of humour. I recommend you watch them both, when you're done reading all this waffle. .
On TV, l watch drama, comedy, documentaries and a quiz show now and then. Dr Who, Misfits, Horizon, Veep, Silicone Valley my new favourite show Broad City, From Dusk till Dawn, Fargo, Orange is the new Black, Sons of Anarchy, True Blood (even though It's clearly shit), the Wire (should go without saying), the Shield, the Walking Dead (tv and comic), Luther, Only Connect, Troy and Ahbed in the Morning, Hannibal, Breaking Bad, Legit, Bravest Warriors, Adventure Time the Regular show, and on and on I could go.
Too much music for me to remember, let alone list. but if it helps, in no particular order, stuff like; Nick Drake, Smashing Pumpkins, blur, Curtis Mayfield, Stone Roses, Talking Heads, Primal Scream, AC/DC, Loreta Lynn, Beastie Boys, basicly the music played on bbc 6music and the comedy shows of radio 4 and 4 extra. See, it is possible to describe music tastes without using The word "eclectic"
l like to read comics, my favourite writers are Mark Millar, Robert Kirkman and Brian Michael Bendis, Alan Moore is over rated and Frank Miller can't write dialogue. Or non-fiction, Jon Ronson and pop science stuff (l used to work in the nonfiction section of a bookshop, so l know my books) l have never never read or watched any Harry Potter, because magic is cheating.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Telly, - My favourite waste of time. There is alot of snobbery about tv. Which l feel is unjustified. With alot of very well made shows on the air now. Also, is reading a shit book any better than watching shit tv?
Kettle - Have you ever had a kettle break? Its then that you realise what gadgets are most used
Tobacco - because it's more-ish
Crisps - all the flavours. all the crisps. all the crisp flavours.....
Insulin - lve been diabetic since l was 6. So l won't be pinching any of your chocolate or cakes.
Decaffinated coffee - l drink coffee all day long, and used to wonder why l was shaking so much. l switched to decaff, and now l drink coffee all day long without my spine spasming.
l suppose l should put the standard family & friends answer, but l haven't seen any of my family for over nine years (bloody emigrants) and l have managed fine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oh shit, I'm forty, it's all over now. Whether people actually go for country walks, or if its just dating site bollocks. Why do people bother writing that they like having fun and laughing, everyone does, nobody doesn't. Whats thinking? Oh yeah, trying to remember what l was just thinking about. Why are fairycakes now called cupcakes? Who would win a fight, Superman or Wolverine? If moths like wool so much, do they hunt and eat sheep? What else has that guy been in before? Why am I still doing this? Are you still reading this? Where is that buzzing coming from? And whats on the other channles? Why did l come into this room again? How stupid, are people? When did spelling ability become a personality trait? What exactly, "romantic drug use" is?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying in, with Netflix, being loud; it is the new going out. Whatever that means
Unless one of my friends asks me out, then I'll probably go out. But that hardly ever happens...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I chose to be single a long time ago and now I haven't got a clue how to flirt. It just sounds so condescending, and l feel like a total dick if l try. It's a very fine line between romantic and creepy, and I'm not entirely sure which side I fall. So l don't flirt anymore, and l am completely oblivious to it when (on the rare occasions) it happens to me. Go on try it.
It doesn't help that I have a naturally sarcastic sounding voice. No matters how sincere I'm being, it just always comes out sounding like I'm taking the piss.
You should message me if
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If you have seven evil exs that l must defeat in combat before we can be together.
Maybe you'd like to thank me for an awesome recommendation, or even better, you have one for me. Or you want a civilised, yet childish conversation about any of the stuff you just read, in person. You feel like some "romantic drug use", whatever that is.
You don't think personality is defined by holiday destinations, or height (I never knew that one was so important to so many of you).
And finally, my obligatory grammatical qualifier: you must know the difference between, to, 2, too and two.(do I have to point out that I'm being ironic.... again)

In all seriousness, this whole profile is basically a message and invite to you, to message me with your thoughts. I suck at starting conversation, but give me a prod and I'll join in. I hope to hear from you soon!!

Thanks for making it all the way to the end (unless you skipped, like l do!!) , Kev xxx