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3Schroeder

34 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm amazing. I know, its true. My favorite part of the day is seeing my face in the mirror only to realize that amazing man is me. Shit, cops pull me over only to attempt friendship because they can feel my amazingness speed by. Damn giiiiiirl...

............

I'm not a writer and if I were I doubt I'd enjoy writing a self-summary....I'm as self-absorbed as the next, but let's get real. How many guys do you know who want to write an essay about themselves? I'd rather be....anything

Here goes...
Adventure is key to me. Second only to people. I have great friends. I get along with my family but have my own life. I also think if you really get to know someone it's hard not to like them if they're honest and show their true selves. Hint: Throw away "The Rules" book or whatever this year's version is called. If we need to play games, we're just taking the long road to inevitable boredom, and you can't get your hours of reading time back.

I love dogs, especially rescues. They're amazing. I'm sure you also saw the article (I think in 'Huffington Post') that told women to only trust men who own dogs. They're smarter, more fun, treat you better, handsomer, and better in bed. They can't help it.

I recently started yoga and really like it, something I didn't see coming. (Eastern thought gas been on my mind tho.) Maybe it has something to do with hating gyms. I feel like a hamster running in place with other sweaty hamsters. Although it's a brilliant way to take all of the fun out of exercising. The soul too. I love the outdoors, that's where we're supposed to be. That's what my motorcycle says, when she's running.

I love LA, capital of bullshit, but lots of good stuff goin on. Its possible to meet virtually anyone and do anything you want here. I've also learned more about myself recently. I'm a recovering pessimist, a current realist, and lately sometimes succeed at being happy and optimistic about life. happiness is actually more of a choice than I had thought.

Comedy. Please appreciate how hysterical people are and enjoy looking at the world around you. To me it's a necessity. It's also great alone or even better with someone who takes time to appreciate the simple things. People watching, cooking a great dinner with someone. Going to a film, a concert, the beach, a hike.

I'm NOT into team sports. I'm not a joiner, no cults, not even a Justin Bieber fan club. Even though I was ahead of the silly curve and dressed as him a couple of Halloween's ago. Lousy idea. Everyone thought I was a spaceman for some reason. I'm really an individualist at heart. I travel whenever possible and love exploring other cultures. Then there's design, mountain climbing, dive bars, running, snowboarding, more. Always up for something that's new as long as every hipster on the West Coast hasn't ruined it yet.

btw...in case you saw it....
A friend wrote a huge complimentary and very girly rant on here one day when I left my profile open. I deleted it because people actually thought I wrote it. Lord, you should have seen it. Not a chance.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a creative job. Get to switch gears a lot which suits me. Also love to learn and explore new ways of doing things and expressing them. Trying to learn plan more but stay in the moment nonetheless.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding bad attitudes and the people that have them. Creating a sense of adventure and fun. Looking out for those I love.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my watch is better than theirs which in turn makes them terribly depressed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, 1984, Into The Wild, Catcher in the Rye.

Movies: Double Indemnity, Easy Rider, On the Waterfront, Pointbreak (if you appreciate this film or at least don't make fun of me - you get extra points), Ronin, The Graduate, Rocky I, Five Easy Pieces,The Talented Mr. Ripley, Telling Lies in America, The Fighter, Tonka, The Machinist, Gataca, District 9, Donnie Darko, Observe and Report, Heat, All spaghetti Westerns, Revolutionary Road, Heat, Team America, Batman Begins, The Three Amigos, Kickass Motorcycle Diaries, Pie, The Edge, Perfume, Apocalypse Now, Deer Hunter and many many others

TV Shows: Twin Peaks, The Borgia's, Dexter (not current), John Adams, Sopranos, Boston Legal, Rome, Mad Men, The Charlie Rose Show, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones (or "GOT" if you're a total "GOT" nerd like me)....

Music: Old U2, Beck, Hank Williams, Bob Dylan, misc. Folk music, Johnny Cash, Radiohead, Arcade Fire, Ryan Adams (not Brian), The Beatles, AC/DC, The Who, Adele, The Police, Led Zeppelin, Jimmy Hendrix, The Doors much else....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor, freedom, outdoors, strange people, travel, books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can I be more aware...of well, everything. Am I doing enough with the time I've got. What people are doing and is it what they really want, when will my motorbike be out of the shop and how can I make more time to actually read again.
(Why does every other girl on here have a pic of either burning man, skydiving or shooting a gun?)
Travel! my career, discipline, what I want to learn. Why I've been so lucky and actually enjoy my job while others are left with no work. Why people sit at restaurants stuck on their phones in front of each other. Why we started calling ourselves a "Democracy" mid-century and not the term "Republic" which we passionately insisted upon for almost 2 hundred years. (Not talking about the republican party) All parties are retarded.
Why would a woman say she's "drama free?"? If she says that she must be bat-shit. Besides drama free women don't exist but we love you anyway.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually with friends. Either at a bar, a friends house, a movie theater or watching a classic at my house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got two speeding tickets within 10 minutes and I'm (truth be told) proud of it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't take yourself too seriously
You're not toooo boring
You're not in a prison calling collect
You are in a prison calling collect
You're also not COMPLETELY INSANE. A little crazy is fine.
You don't use Lol a lot or are willing to stop.

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