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34 Sacramento, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 25, 2014
Asian, White
Seeing Someone
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
One half of a fun-loving couple, looking for friends. A fan of comics, video games, and literature. Enjoys laughing - does not enjoy walking through walmart.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working 30 hours a week, delivering food to hungry faces - and working towards a Bs in computer science. Trying to find more time to read books and play video games. Wishing I was on vacation somewhere else (Sacramento is a dry, rotten turd).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The first thing people notice is always the jar of unicorn farts that I carry with me everywhere I go, just in case I can sell it to someone, for a plane ticket to Hawaii.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Do the interviews in Playboy magazine count as a book? I love reading those things. A good memoir or a science-fiction or fantasy novel is always enjoyable.

Big bang theory, flight of the Conchords, walking dead, and game of thrones are some of my favorite shows. I have a friend who affectionately refers to game of thrones as "Titties and dragons". I like dragons.

My favorite music is REGGAE. I am not a stoner. I love punk and ska music and fun indie rock and folk rock as long as its upbeat and catchy. Not a fan of slow depressing music. I despise pop music. I like some metal quite a bit, but only if I can understand what the singer is saying. I don't like rap songs that ask if I know what they're saying.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food.. And then a bunch of random things... And then boobs
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hmm.. Maybe at the drive in movie theater, or watching some live music - or on the couch at home playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The unicorn farts I carry in a jar are really just cat farts. Please don't tell anyone.
You should message me if
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Message me if you liked anything you read in my profile, or have any questions, or if you would like to purchase a jar of real unicorn farts!