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40 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Today – 5:57pm
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m).
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- When drinking
- Graduated from two-year college
- Entertainment / Media
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes cats
- English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
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dragonbacon Portland, Oregon thriftier
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As you can imagine this does not foster much stability in the way of relationships, hence me...here.
Have you already hit the 'Back' button or are you still reading? Maybe you appreciate unpredictable events. Maybe you value your space and alone time as much as you enjoy bingeing on together-time during random hiatus. Maybe you have a similar story.
- Sneezing loudly.
- Designing off-the-cuff
- Cooking some foods.
- Building dessert guns
- Planning for the zombocalypse.
Unfortunately good at picking out the slow lanes at the checkout and in traffic.
Possibly the gun full of tequila tucked into my belt that I thought was more cleverly hidden.
Also, I watch them for the design and art direction so technically they are a research tax write-off.
The Jerk, True Romance, The Road Warrior, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Waterworld, The FP, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, 28 Days Later, 5th Element, Duel, Falling Down, Jacob's Ladder, Hobo with a Shotgun, Dawn of the Dead (both), Back to the Future (all), Bottle Rocket, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, A-Team, The Wall, Labyrinth, Hellraiser (1&2), Alien(s), The Muppet Movie, Hot Tub Time Machine, Starship Troopers, Serenity, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, Popeye, Hudson Hawk, Breakfast Club, Pootie Tang, Trainspotting, MacGruber, Forbidden Planet, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Braveheart, Fight Club, Blues Brothers, Airheads, Titan A.E., Shanghai Noon, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, UHF, The Empire Strikes Back, District 9, Moon, Star Trek (2009), Lost in Translation, Wayne's World, Heavy Metal, The Wrestler, Drive, The Van (1977)...
The rest is filler:
BOOKS: Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s The Sirens of Titan, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, SAS survival guide & Perfume.
SHOWS: Breaking Bad, Firefly, Walking Dead, Mythbusters, [adult swim].
MUSIC: Men at Work, Twisted Sister, NOFX & 'Dizzy' by Tommy Roe. I'm really into the sounds of the 70's at the moment.
FOOD: THE Reuben Sandwich at Nana's in Newport ORE. & Boiled Peanuts when I'm down in Dixie.
2) Paddle Ball Game
3) Remote Control
And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing...
- 2 Kittens?
- Will I ever drink that bottle of Peanut Butter and Jelly soda that is in the fridge?
Oh, and on the honesty front...
drugs = sometimes makes it sound frequent.
But being that I have done drugs in past then drugs = never would have been a lie so basically...there really should have been an 'extremely rarely' option on that one.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 27–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
References available upon request.