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30 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:48pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Let's stand out in the weather and not give a damn together.
What I’m doing with my life
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I recently upgraded my professional existence from "wine specialist at a trumped-up liquor store" to "sales rep for a really cool wine distributor." Which roughly boils down to: I get paid to taste wine and talk to people about how great wine is. It also means that if you hang with me, you'll never go thirsty again.

Otherwise, I'm just trying to take advantage of this amazing city I happen to live in. Hopefully, I'll get over this lingering existential crisis and start writing again soon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rock hopping. I can plot my moves out three hops at a time. I'm like the Bobby Fischer of hopping from rock to rock.

And though this profile is not particularly funny, I can assure you that I have been known to make people smile. Hard.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm skinny, that I have big, doe-like eyes, and apparently that I'm from the UK, even though I'm not...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a big Hemingway addict. Aside from the misogyny and the homophobia and the occasional antisemitism, he got writing exactly right. I also enjoy Italo Calvino ("If on a winter's night a traveller" pretty well blew my mind out), Faulkner, and especially Jorge Luis Borges: the Rod Serling of literary fiction.

I love Kubrik's "The Shining" for what it is: a brilliantly crafted and extremely efficient terror delivery system. "Children of Men" for it's unflinching, brutal sense of hope. "China Town" for making me feel like a detective, even if being a detective in that movie doesn't feel particularly good. "The Woman in the Dunes" because geez Louise those actors deserved Oscars for getting so sandy.

"Breaking Bad" was about all I cared about on contemporary TV and now it's over and I'm back to watching Fraser re-runs while cooking dinner. I'm always open to fresh suggestions, though.

Music wise: Okkervil River, Queens of the Stoneage, Los Campesinos!, Eliot Smith... lately, I can't get enough of Godspeed You! Black Emperors, though it does irritate me a bit how they punctuate their name...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A hill to crest, a valley to explore, a pool of water to peer into, a pen and paper, someone to share ideas with, and a 2 liter of Coca Cola.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I should probably stop over-thinking things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking wine with friends over Netflix, playing a game of Carcassonne or Arkham Horror, meeting someone for drinks at a classy bar, wandering around in the fog, looking for monsters.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You may have seen me on that TV show that everyone likes...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
As a prospective female reading this profile, I understand that your inbox is most likely at this moment saturated with generic/sexist/nasty/bizarre messages which, in their totality, paint a pretty disappointing portrait of my gender. I understand, and I'm not going to try to dissuade any notions you may have developed about men or online dating up to this point.

What I will say, however, is that if we exchange messages and I never hear back from you, I won't freak out and will leave you alone. If we meet in person, and it's the last I ever see of you, I won't text and call you for weeks afterwards. I also know that there's no way you can trust me on any of this, as you have not met me and do not know me, and even if we exchange messages, you still will not know me. But it is the truth.

And the truth is: I like going on dates. I like meeting people. I enjoy the commerce of personalities and experiences that happens when two people meet under semi-random circumstances. So if you feel the same way, send me a message, and we'll see where it leads, and if it leads nowhere, that's fine. And if it leads somewhere, that's even better.