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27 Baltimore, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:48am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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If you're on my page lookin' for some hunk, you're outta luck, chuck.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently working as a special education assistant at an elementary school, playing in a really loud band, and doing freelance design/photo stuff. Long term, I'm not totally sure. I think it'd be really cool to see a tornado, though. From a distance, preferably.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
doodling all over the back of paperwork, hitting the curb while parallel parking, playing pretty much any instrument you throw at me (please don't take this literally and throw a guitar at my head), nerding out over maps, and naps.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Someone once said I'm like a cross between Ben Folds and Rick Moranis. I'm more than ok with this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Let the Great World Spin, Tropic of Chaos, Love Goes to Buildings on Fire, The Stand, Russian Lit, Magical Realism, Margaret Atwood, PK Dick, Neil Gaiman, etc etc

TV: Check it out with Dr. Steve Brule ya turkey, Tim and Eric, Breaking Bad, OITNB, True Detective, Reno 911, Cosmos, Kids in the Hall, Freaks and Geeks, Beavis and Butthead/anything Mike Judge-related, Adventure Time, Pete and Pete

Moviez: Brazil, Terminator 1 & 2, Home Alone 1 & 2, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, Any Miyazaki, Any Coen Bros, Falling Down, Snowpiercer, Adaptation, The Comedy, Waking Life, The Science of Sleep, Robocop, A Goofy Movie, Memento, Brick

Tunes: Braid, Appleseed Cast, Hum, American Football, Early Day Miners, Mogwai, 1994!, Refused, United Nations, Fucked Up, Black Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult, Fugazi, Lemuria, Lightning Bolt, Hella, Wye Oak, Prawn, Sirs, Boredoms, etcetcetc

Thai, Indian, Ethiopian, and Brazillian food yes please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
inequality/injustice and how they're linked to geography, demographics, the environment, climate, etc, the balance between idealism and practicality, how to not be broke, amplifiers that I can't afford and dreams that I can't fully remember.

And prizza.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a dangus.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am allergic to dairy. Not lactose intolerant. Meaning, if I have too much prizza I start sneezing. Which sucks, cuz I love prizza. I got like 10 prizza ovens. I don't care.
You should message me if
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you like any/all of the following: hiking/wandering, campfires, going to shows, chilling at a record store/bookstore/museum, drawing stupid pictures together, staying in to watch weird movies.

For your health.