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4-Your-Health

27 M Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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If you're on my page lookin' for some hunk, you're outta luck, chuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGyGMI4h_do
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently working as a special education assistant at an elementary school, playing in a really loud band, and doing freelance design/photo stuff. Long term, I'm not totally sure. I think it'd be really cool to see a tornado, though. From a distance, preferably.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
doodling all over the back of paperwork, playing pretty much any instrument you throw at me (please don't take this literally and throw a guitar at my head), nerding out over maps, and naps.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Someone once said I'm like a cross between Ben Folds and Rick Moranis. I'm more than ok with this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 1984, Let the Great World Spin, Brothers Karamazov (just about any Russian Lit), What is the What, Everything is Illuminated, pretty much anything by Borges, Atwood, PK Dick, Oates, etc etc

TV: Check it out with Dr. Steve Brule (of course), Tim and Eric, Breaking Bad, OITNB, True Detective, Reno 911, Cosmos, Kids in the Hall, Freaks and Geeks, Beavis and Butthead, Adventure Time, Pete and Pete

Moviez: Brazil, Terminator 1 & 2, Home Alone 1 & 2, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, Anything Miyazaki, Any Coen Bros, City of God, Falling Down, Snowpiercer, Adaptation, Waking Life, The Science of Sleep, City of Lost Children, Robocop, A Goofy Movie, Memento, Brick

Tunes: Braid, Appleseed Cast, Smashing Pumpkins, Hum, American Football, Early Day Miners, Mogwai, 1994!, Refused, United Nations, Fugazi, Lemuria, Lightning Bolt, Prawn, Sirs, Boredoms, etcetcetc

Thai, Indian, Ethiopian, and Brazillian food are my favorites.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
inequality/injustice and how they're linked to geography, demographics, the environment, climate, etc, the balance between idealism and practicality, how to not be broke, amplifiers that I can't afford and dreams that I can't fully remember.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am allergic to dairy. Not lactose intolerant. Meaning, if I have too much pizza I start sneezing. You've been warned.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you like any/all of the following: hiking/wandering, campfires, going to shows, chilling at a record store/bookstore/museum, drawing stupid pictures together, staying in to watch weird movies.

For your health.