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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:30am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you're on my page lookin' for some hunk, you're outta luck, chuck.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've spent the last 3 years in Baltimore working as a special education assistant, and just moved back to the Hudson Valley, where I'm from originally. Currently figuring out my next move; I'm going to be on the road as a photographer for a friend's band from August through September. Other than that, mostly messing around on Photoshop and doodling all over the back of paperwork.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drawing stuff, hitting the curb while parallel parking, playing pretty much any instrument you throw at me (please don't take this literally and throw a guitar at my head), nerding out over maps, and naps.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Someone once said I'm like a cross between Ben Folds and Rick Moranis. I'm more than ok with this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Let the Great World Spin, Tropic of Chaos, How Music Works by David Byrne, Who's Afraid Of Shrodinger's Cat?, Love Goes to Buildings on Fire, The Stand, Russian Lit, Magical Realism, Margaret Atwood, PK Dick, Neil Gaiman, etc etc

TV: Check it out with Dr. Steve Brule ya turkey, Tim and Eric, Breaking Bad, OITNB, Eric Andre Show, Parks and Rec, True Detective, Broad City, Cosmos, Kids in the Hall, Freaks and Geeks, Beavis and Butthead/anything Mike Judge-related, Adventure Time, Pete and Pete

Moviez: Brazil, Terminator 1 & 2, Home Alone 1 & 2, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, Any Miyazaki, Any Coen Bros, Falling Down, Snowpiercer, Adaptation, The Comedy (it's basically unwatchable so it's more like a stamina thing), O Brother Where Art Thou, Waking Life, The Science of Sleep, Robocop, A Goofy Movie, Memento, Brick

Tunes: Braid, Appleseed Cast, Hum, American Football (also Cap'n Jazz, Owls, Joan of Arc, etc), Early Day Miners, The World Is A Beautiful Place, Cymbals Eat Guitars, Smashing Pumpkins, Mogwai, 1994!, Black Sabbath, Fugazi, Lemuria, Screaming Females, Ed Shrader's Music Beat, Lightning Bolt, Hella, Wye Oak, Porches, Prawn, Sirs, etcetcetc

Thai, Indian, Ethiopian, and Brazillian food yes please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
inequality/injustice and how they're linked to geography, demographics, the environment, climate, etc, the balance between idealism and practicality, how to not be broke, amplifiers that I can't afford and dreams that I can't fully remember.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a dangus.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am allergic to dairy. Not lactose intolerant. Meaning, if I have too much pizza I sneeze a lot. This has never stopped me from eating pizza and it never will.
You should message me if
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You're a genuinely good person and you're not down with racism/homophobia/misogyny/injustice/general bullshit, you like any/all of the following: hiking/wandering, campfires, going to shows, chilling at a record store/bookstore/museum, drawing stupid pictures together, staying in to watch weird movies.

For your health.