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40oz_of_wit

28 M Los Angeles, CA

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This picture was a big hit on instagram, let me tell you.

Moments later, the koala dropped out of the tree, tore out my beard, and ate my dumb hat.

Doing my best to blend in with the attractive people.

Girls say they don't want to see selfies shot in the bathroom but they don't know what they're talking about.

Typical day at work. Not really.

Typical day at work. Really. (More than a few people have wondered what the curly tube is for. It's for my walkie talkie.)

These are my friends. You'll like them. Just kidding. I had never seen any of these people before and never saw any of them ever again.

FACT: I take this shit seriously.