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415toad

52 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Married
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Esperanto (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I feel like I should put this part in really small text on the back of the label, but I'm not really into putting labels on things or people, so here goes.. If you want to know about me, there is a button on the top right side of this screen that you can push to ask me. but I feel it only fair to warn you I drink (good scotch is the best bribe), and associate with Morris dancers. I gamble when I feel lucky, I believe in a moderate amount of excess in my daily life. I'm a lead guitarist (and yes, most of what you have heard about us is true, or at least self perpetuated mythos.), I don't drive anymore. I push the elevator button even when it's already lit, I believe it's always 420 somewhere in the world, I'm not a burner, but I know quite a few, I I tend to jump mental tracks when the breeze changes, but if I have a goal I can hold focus through a hurricane. I can be a good bad influence. I may not be specifically the person your mother warned you about, but I have most likely partied with them. oh, and I eat red meat and I cuss like Winnie the Pooh.. You have been warned. though for what it's worth, I recently quit smoking, so I guess I'm not all bad.

still reading? did you make it this far? didn't scare you off with that last bit? no? coolbeans! at least you have a sense of humor. a most necessary thing should we spend any time together. . so now on to real stuff....

So what am I looking for? A lover, A friend, An equal. Someone who can challenge me mentally while arousing me sexually. Someone who understands that sex isn't just grunting your way to orgasm. Someone worth keeping. Not just a fuck and forget. someone who can play nice with the other relationships in my life, and not feel threatened by shared love. Someone who shares my belief in passion as art. Someone who wants to explore. Both each other and the city around us.

Is that so much to ask?

I'm a musician, carpenter, and recovering geek. I fought in the browser wars back in the nineties ( yes Luke, I was once a Netscape engineer like your father....(it's a geek joke, ya get it or you don't)) A few more software then fuck it all I went back to what i love, working with my hands. carpentry. To this day I have not had one customer ask me if they could have a patch for table 2.0. Although I did end up designing a stool 2.0 at one point, but I digress...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
making art, making music, and seeing what happens when I push THIS button?! If you really want to know you can look here: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Northern-Abbey/112479595468366 but if you peek, you will need to let me know what you think of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
using my hands.
using my brain,
kissing,
playing things with lots of strings.
making coffee before I've had coffee.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I suppose it really depends on the trousers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: The Blues, Heavy Metal, surf music, The Beatles, Grateful Dead, The Stones, Johnny Cash, Sam Cooke, Elvis, (both of them) Tom Petty, Van fuckin Halen, The Scorpions, The Eagles, progressive rock, Rush (Rush IS variety), ELP, Yes, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, Queen, traditional music (mostly early European),Clannad, The Waterboys, Black 47, The Bruno Band, non traditional music, Kitaro, Moby, Loreena McKennitt

Movies, TV, and Lit: True Blood (the series is cool, but the books ware better), Heinlien, Hunter S. Thompson, Space Cowboys, Star Wars, the films of Rodger Corman, Army of Darkness, Anita Blake, Tolkien, Tank Girl, Zombieland, Monty Python, Heroes, South Park, The Daily Show, Weeds, Mongrels, Fan Boys, Galaxy Quest, Dogma, SpinalTap, Babylon 5, Red Dwarf, Farscape, Firefly, Star Trek (when it was Gene), LA Story, Dark Star, Animal Farm, older Woody Allen, Stranger in a Strange Land, Brave New World, Fringe,

FOOD!: bacon!, coffee, chocolate, Guinness, Mexican food, more bacon, Thai food, Indian food, Tiki bars (I know that’s not really food, but seemed the best place to list them), Otter Pops, and did I say bacon?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
an instrument to play
bacon
my makita
coffee
Passion
Creativity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why I am here filling out this form? Why do they have braille on the drive up ATM? what's with the 10 hot dogs and 8 buns thing? why is there air? Who do atheists talk to during sex? why do some people push the elevator button when its already lit up?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
define 'typical'?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I didn't actually drop out of space camp, but back in the early 80s' I did do some model work for the movie "Space Camp" A fine low budget masterpiece that most people have quite understandably not seen.
You should message me if
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You're into making music, You want to discuss taking out a time share on a low millage muse in an creatively overlapping neighborhood.., You enjoy flirtation just because it's fun even when it doesn't have to go anywhere. You really enjoy just Making out.

if you have two clues and can rub them together to form an original idea. and you are comfortable open alternative relationships, cuz I'm in one, and I have been for years. . . if want to actually DO stuff. or you know why a raven is like a writing desk.

Lastly, and maybe most importantly, If I am outside your stated "I'm Looking For" criteria, but you like what you have read here, and might want to meet anyhoo. Then please do! Because I wont initiate contact if I am not what you say you want. (I've been flamed for this.) Go fig. I personally think everyone has a right to change their mind once in a while.