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22 Bristol, UK Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

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5′ 9″ (1.76m)
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My self-summary
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I'm a student who is massively over-involved socially and should do more work. My diary is a mess of re-arranged meetings and to-dos, but there's always time for a date. I somehow manage to do far too much and be overambitious; and yet procrastinate endlessly at the same time...
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying, doing other university related business. Having endless meetings and going to conferences and summits. Getting my face out to everyone else at my university for various purposes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Self depreciating humour, putting off work at first and then doing all nighters. Making really nice cocktails and spending more on alcohol and various other ingredients than actual food in the basis. Moaning at everyone who cares to listen about transport issues. Cooking too much food and having to eat the same thing the next day from the fridge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've had a haircut...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I tend to read mostly course related books now, and nothing makes a better bedtime story than that of pedestrianisation.
Sometimes I actually want to amuse myself and so I waste endless hours watching Peep Show or Mock The Week online. Anything by or featuring Charlie Brooker is probably worth watching in my mind.

Musically I tend to listen to pretty much anything that isn't incessently annoying (Nicki Minaj). It varies between occasions, but it might be Oasis or Coldplay, or MOP or Dr Dre in the studios, and The Prodigy or MSTRKRFT for a party or pre drinks. It might be Bon Jovi or Pink Floyd when doing work in my room. Or anything from this big list: Digitalism, Busta Rhymes, Duck Sauce, Soulwax, JUSTICE, Queen, David Bowie, Mobb Deep, Eric Prydz, MGMT, The Prodigy, Fatboy Slim, The Chemical Brothers, Adam and the Ants, Wham!, Gwen Stefani, Usher, Scissor Sisters, SebastiAn, Foals, Cassius, Xzibit, Ice Cube, Metronomy, Franz Ferdinand, The Kaizer Chiefs, Evil Nine, Apollo 440, Aerosmith, The Who, etc etc
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Human Contact
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Those friends of mine who I particularly care about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking too much OR sat in bed on the laptop; or occasionally both
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Erm - having my pubes shaved under anaesthetic when having a stent put in surprised me a bit...

But more seriously, it's probably that I suffered a stroke when I was a baby. I used to need speech therapy because of this, but now I sound like any other bored student.
You should message me if
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You can hold an intelligent conversation and wouldn't mind some male company. Take control for a change...