We are all porn stars. Every single one of us. Yep, you too.
At the top of the screen they are telling me to punch a rapper to win a free Ipod or something like that. And to be honest, it doesn't sound like a good deal.
Ok, apparently this OK Cupid thing (formerly the truly awesome Sparkmatch!) has me pegged as someone who is very "pure" and "mathematical." Doesn't that just spell out SEXY to you? "Whoah, check out that hunk over there! He looks so pure. Is that a slide rule in his pocket?!?"
I took a test recently which told me I am...
messy, disorganized, not rule conscious, rebellious, rash, weird, ambivalent about chaos, likes bizarre things, anti-authority, not good at saving money, not a perfectionist, leaves many things unfinished, low self control, strange, desires more attention, romantic daydreamer, abstract, impractical, unproductive, leisurely, likes the unknown. In other words, the kind that your mom will just love. Actually, moms always do love me.
I have to say something. OkCupid is not the real world. OkCupid conversations are not real conversations, OKFriends are not real friends. They can lead to real friendships, but that friendship requires shared space, a shared vision. It requires stepping out from behind the keyboard.
If you aren't willing to take another step, I will at some point be calling you a coward. Or a fool. Because I'm nice like that.
I am cute, cultured, and generous